What if Jesus was hanged instead of crucified?

[Erik Mesoy]

We might get a stylized noose or gallows, but it might as well have been the fish.

 

[Urederra]

Or a tie, like this:

 

[CartesianFart]

So is this somekind of an atheist locker-room that is goin on in this thread?Whoppee DOoo! Congratulate yo-self of being Godless!No one cares!

 

[aaglo]

And CartesianFart Saves!

How does the wondering of using torture appliances as a religious symbol correlate to atheism. In no way, I say!

 

[CartesianFart]

And CartesianFart Saves!

How does the wondering of using torture appliances as a religious symbol correlate to atheism. In no way, I say!

Yeah.I guess you are right,this is a serious theological discussion being undertaken.No atheist here.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Good thing he didnt die by slipping on a wet floor, or Christians would have to wear these things around their necks.

 

[Kosez]

I bet clerics just made up the whole crucification thingy, for fashion purposes.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Well, the cross didn't really catch on as a symbol for at least 300 years, and there are denominations that still won't use it.

 

[Left]

What if he had been thrown into a volcano full of bears?

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

What if he had been thrown into a volcano full of bears?

Then it would be the AWESOMEST THING EVAR!!!1!!!

 

[Mise]

Good thing he didnt die by slipping on a wet floor, or Christians would have to wear these things around their necks.

What if he had been thrown into a volcano full of bears?

This thread is so awesome

EDIT: Who the hell falls like that?? ^^ Jazz hands!

 

[nonconformist]

What if he'd been executed by being chased off a cliff by a gang of topless women?

 

[aaglo]

That would be defined as The meaning of life.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

EDIT: Who the hell falls like that?? ^^ Jazz hands!

He's the Son of God, he's fabulous dahling.

 

[El_Machinae]

What if he had been thrown into a volcano full of bears?

People would just accuse him of trying to one-up Daniel.

 

[Hygro]

What if he'd died of old age?

Symbolized erectile dysfuntion

 

[Chandrasekhar]

What's that one Futurama episode gag? Death by shnu-shnu or something? What if he died by that?

 

[JollyRoger]

What if he'd been executed by being chased off a cliff by a gang of topless women?

Ted Haggard could relate.

 

[Masquerouge]

What if he'd been quartered?

 

[Pokurcz]

What's that one Futurama episode gag? Death by shnu-shnu or something? What if he died by that?

Yes, death by shnu-shnu would give us a much better Christianity!