What if you were a Walrus?

[Archbob]

What if you were born a Walrus of the same gender instead of a human? What would you do and what would your life be like?

Would you fight for a good beachhead position so you can attract a large harem?

 

[Skwink]

Then you are the eggman.

 

[Maniacal]

I'd do whatever a Walrus does, I don't think they really have much of a wide variety of choices besides that (unlike humans do).

 

[Joecoolyo]

Rally up a penguin army, and liberate the motherland from the imperialist scientists, who colonized it and forcibly moved us from it.

 

[Camikaze]

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