What is the stupidest or most embarassing you have done in public?

[Sashie VII]

Lots, but none which I particularly remember. This should do though:

In the orientation week for first-years in my uni (when I was a first-year), we had an english debate competition. My team made it into the finals, which was to be held in front of the Vice Chancellor and 5000-ish fellow first-years.

During my speech, I took a pause after presenting my rebuttal. Then I addressed the lady who was the Speaker as "Mr. Speaker" and didn't notice it until my teammates told me about it afterwards. She happened to be one of my mentors later (her having won ESL a few years back), and never stopped reminding me about it.

 

[mrt144]

masturbated in public drunk.

 

[bombshoo]

mrt144 wins.

 

[Godwynn]

masturbated in public drunk.

How did it go?

 

[mrt144]

How did it go?

far too long.

 

[soul_warrior]

got pulled over by the coppers once, while reeling on my bicycle, after a few , going back home.
the kind officer asked me where i lived.
my answer was

said officer of the law did not take that well.
not at all.
lucky thing i was about a mile from home.
i walked the rest

 

[soul_warrior]

masturbated in public drunk.

thats not embarassing.
just sad.

now if you where to be caught in the act by the police...
or with your mate...
or a cat?

 

[Tykinruoka]

I've done nothing, unless my wardrobe is considered embarrassing. I always wear camouflaged army clothes. (Metro, woodland, 3-col desert, cadpat, tigerstripe)

 

[mrt144]

thats not embarassing.
just sad.

now if you where to be caught in the act by the police...
or with your mate...
or a cat?

I was at a party with other people. 200 other people.

 

[jeps]

VERY RECENT: I got drunk. Seriously drunk in QC. I met a group of people at a bar, and went to a party with them. While there, wound up shouting separtist slogans (I am anti-separtist) as well as a few things I really regret. Including filling my water bottle (to prevent a hangover) with Vodka instead. As well as playing a game of poker, and saying to someone " you just flashed me you 7 and eight of hearts (would have given them a straight). I have a better hand" To which they replied "no you don't". At this point (5 am maybe?) I was piss drunk, tired, and winning money. But I had honour, and so to prove myself, I said NO I HAVE 7,8 SPADES! That gives me a straight-flush. To make things EVEN BETTER not only did most people fold, I lots when someone else had a Q/K Spades. At the end of the night (8 am, amazingly thats when the next day started) I was down $200. Almost all because of that hand.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

I urinated in my pants live on national television

YouTube link please.

 

[Sophie 378]

On a school (geography) trip to measure some rivers, I a) fell over in the first one, b) got knocked into the second one by someone's dog, c) lost my flip-flops in the third one and ran downstream chasing them as they floated away, and fell over again; d) tore my trousers on some brambles when getting out of the river at the fourth one. In retrospect that was horrendously embarrassing, but at the time everyone (me included) found it really funny.

 

[Admiral Kutzov]

downtown is the winner unless he made lot's of female friends shortly thereafter.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

downtown is the winner unless he made lot's of female friends shortly thereafter.

I doubt it. Most girls are shallow and mean.

 

[GoodEnoughForMe]

I tend to be stupid when I try to be someone other than who I am to get attention, which has happened on more than one occasion.

 

[REDY]

Drunken and making shame, On school trip I told that I want to fu** one girl, told to teachers that they are smelly and ugly idiots and jumped purler to concrete road.

I was also telling to class mate that headmaster is idiot and he was behind me.

 

[azzaman333]

I generally try not to do stupid things in public.

I can remember one especially embarassing thing though, which was in the middle of a presentation I replaced the word 'organism' with 'orgasm'.

 

[aaglo]

I once farted in a bus.

 

[Mirc]

Heh heh, my probably most embarrassing thing involves the ex president of my country.
And I'm serious.

 

[CurtSibling]

Goose-stepping along the street, although I was not embarrassed.

Plenty of others were though!