I wonder if there's a way we can combine every stupid history meme into one totem of catastrophic historiography. Zheng He discovering America, Unternehmen Seelöwe succeeding, Renaissance Humanists inventing ancient Rome, Franks and Anglo-Saxons being unilaterally barbaric, the prehistoric Korean super-empire, Prussia as proto-Nazis, almost anything a Balkan nationalist says, the Confederacy succeeding over tariffs and winning the Civil War because of some minor alteration at Gettysburg, Napoleon as a liberator forced into war by belligerent neighbors unable to accept a non-aristocrat king, Wilhelm II causing World War I, the Schlieffen Plan failing because Moltke's incompetence, Tibet always belonging to China, et al. It would be glorious, in a somewhat sickening way.