Bummer! I've gravitated more towards poultry and less towards beef over the years, and rarely eat beef nowadays. Though I rarely make chicken in stews, and I made an Irish beef stew a few years back that was quite delicious - it isn't in my recipe manager, so it must have been a while. If I'm lucky, I'll find the recipe again in the book I suspect I found it in.
The one chicken stew I make that is highly satisfying is
this one, from the Gambia. It takes way more than the stated 10 minute prep time to chop all the potatoes, onion, tomatoes, and chicken or beef, but makes a ton, is in one dish (I usually use my five-quart saucepan), and I've made it with both chicken and beef, but prefer the chicken. I usually sub habaneros for Scotch bonnets as they're easy to find. One or two, no more than that.
That sounds like the real challenge. The cat I grew up with loved crackers, as much as bread and almost as much as leafy vegetables. Not sure she would have gone for the tomato soup though.
I'd never heard of haystack cookies. The recipes the Internet is returning all seem to call for chow mein noodles to serve as the hay. It sounded more appetizing the way you described it, but I do tend to favor rolled oats, and will admit the chow mein noodles have a resemblance to hay...
It works better if you use "coconut haystacks" as your search terms.
Here's a recipe I found that's pretty close to the one I used:
https://www.justsotasty.com/haystack-cookies/
It doesn't mention vanilla extract, but I always used that. I also used half-butter, half-margarine, since that seemed to help the texture. Too much one way and it turns out either runny or crumbly.
Here's the recipe from the website:
Ingredients
- 3 cups oats*
- 1 cup shredded coconut**
- ½ cup unsalted butter
- ½ cup milk
- ½ cup cocoa powder
- 2 cups sugar
Instructions
- In a medium bowl stir together the oats and coconut.
- Add the butter, milk, cocoa and sugar to a medium saucepan over medium heat
- Whisk gently as everything melts together, then bring the mixture to a boil for 5 minutes while gently whisking.
- Pour the chocolate mixture into the bowl with the oats and coconut and stir together.
- Drop tablespoon sized spoonfuls onto a baking sheet lined with wax paper and place in the fridge for 30 minutes to harden.
Notes
*Old fashioned or quick oats work well. I don't recommend steel cut oats.
**Sweetened or unsweetened coconut.
My way of doing it is a bit different, and I used different methods of measuring (teaspoons and tablespoons instead of cups, except for the rolled oats and milk).
First off, the recipe I used also called for vanilla extract and a pinch of salt. I didn't bother with the salt. The vanilla helps toward the end when you're trying to balance out the texture and need a bit more liquid, plus it enhances the chocolate.
There's a lot of sugar in this recipe, and what I did was cut out a quarter of it. The chocolate you're using is unsweetened baking cocoa, so that's probably why the recipe calls for so much sugar. But I cut a quarter of the sugar and made up the bulk with extra chocolate.
Coconut comes in so many varieties. You can get short, medium, and long, either sweetened or unsweetened. I used medium unsweetened, because I honestly found the long strands of coconut harder to work with and a bit unpleasant to try to chew. Unsweetened coconut is still plenty sweet-tasting.
I notice that this recipe calls for the coconut to be added after the cooking process, but that's not how I did it. The coconut was added to the mixture that was cooked. And thinking back, I recall that I didn't boil the cocoa. That got added immediately after.
The time you're going to spend cooking the mixture depends less on time and more on how everything is reacting. Coconut has a distinctive smell when it's boiled, and it's actually pretty nice (to me, anyway). When that smell came along, I knew it was time to take the pot off the stove and add the rest of the ingredients.
The 3 cups of rolled oats should be taken as an approximation. I usually didn't need more than 2 1/2 cups. Any more than that and the mixture becomes too crumbly. I tended to look on making these as something I'd do in a chemistry lab. You want saturation, but not
super-saturation. Too little rolled oats and it's runny and gooey. Too much and it just breaks apart in a crumbly mess.
So what I'd do was add the rolled oats a cup at a time (there's a lot of stirring involved in making these, both in the cooking part and in the mixing part). After the second cup, I added a little at a time, and the last ingredient I'd add was the vanilla. After that, keep stirring, add a little more rolled oats if it's too gooey, and then use a spoon to drop spoonfuls onto waxed paper. The size of spoon doesn't matter. With a teaspoon, I usually got 28 cookies to a batch.
After that, you need to let them set before eating them. And after that, you need to not eat them all at once.