Whats the fastest way to get sex starting from no where?

[CivCynic]

If sex is all you want, then may all your attempts be futile.

 

[atreas]

Just one small word of advice:

Troy always falls after a good siege.

 

[Xanikk999]

Just one small word of advice:

Troy always falls after a good siege.

10 char.

 

[nonconformist]

Just one small word of advice:

Troy always falls after a good siege.

After the Trojans penetrate.

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

After the Trojans penetrate.

Beautiful noncon, beautiful!

 

[Xenocrates]

Let's hope the ladies aren't logging in to learn the tricks!

One thing we didn't say, avoid pregnancy at all costs until you are 100% certain that you want one.

 

[Perfection]

Haven't you been logged on since 2002?

I'm the exception not the rule.

Perfection always gets the ladies

 

[Xanikk999]

I'm the exception not the rule.

Perfection always gets the ladies

For some reason i have this image in my head that your some young kid or teenager. Its your posting style or something so how old are you?

 

[Heretic_Cata]

Because of Jesus I am reporting you to the moderaters.

Never do things in someone else's name...Do them in your name.
I may be a religious fanatic too, but that is my business ... no connection to this thread and no obligation to change anything.
And certainly no oportunity to show off...


Now on-topic:
I seem to have the same problem as Xanikk, it's just that i don't feel the need this much ... i can't say that i am not bothered by some ppl around me about this though...

Anyway, i can't go to clubs and stuff because i am unconfortable in large spaces with lots of ppl. And i am also very anti-social and don't know how to behave when it comes to being spontaneous or my opinions about things, because i don't have/ or have contradictory opinions because i am a bit to rational most of the time...

 

[Truronian]

I'm the exception not the rule.

Perfection always gets the ladies

I suppose as a perfect being you could always multi-task...

 

[Xanikk999]

Never do things in someone else's name...Do them in your name.
I may be a religious fanatic too, but that is my business ... no connection to this thread and no obligation to change anything.

Now on-topic:
I seem to have the same problem as Xanikk, it's just that i don't feel the need this much ... i can't say that i am not bothered by some ppl around me about this though...

Anyway, i can't go to clubs and stuff because i am unconfortable in large spaces with lots of ppl. And i am also very anti-social and don't know how to behave when it comes to being spontaneous or my opinions about things, because i don't have/ or have contradictory opinions because i am a bit to rational most of the time...

I can totally relate to you on your second paragraph in every way. There was a party tonight in my neighborhood but i left because of all the people.

But listen it was an OLD FOLKS party and they didnt have any good food or drinks. Most people in my neighborhood are old and there werent any chicks there so i didnt miss out.

 

[Perfection]

For some reason i have this image in my head that your some young kid or teenager. Its your posting style or something so how old are you?

Well, you can always look at my profile

I suppose as a perfect being you could always multi-task...

Of course!

 

[happy_Alex]

After thinking about your scenario, I though of a load of answers. All of which I naturally based on my own experience...

quickest ways.

1. Pay for it. Not very nice, no fun totally un-cool.


um.

You Know what would be the best way?


Go abroad. Chicks totally dig foriegners, you would gain loads of mates and have real laugh in the process trust me... !

Try teaching english as a foriegn language, its a piece of cake, and when our abroad you are like totally hot stuff!!!!!!!

 

[Xenocrates]

Yes parties suck. I always end up talking to the fridge. Many people don't like them. And guess what, that includes girls. So find a bored girl and invite her for pizza/table tennis/cinema or something instead!

Oh yeah, she may say no because she doesn't trust you. And she probably went to the party with a friend and she's too loyal to leave the friend. Then why not team up with another guy and take them both for a pizza? if she's sophisticated, pizza won't work; use your imagination.

If only the US government had thought as deeply about invading Iraq as we have about finding ladies.

 

[cgannon64]

Craigslist. Depending on how central your location is... 10 minutes?

 

[Leonel]

Pft, you might as well skip the middleman and inject yourself with a mixture of Super AIDS, syphilis and all the alphabets of hepatitus if you want to go through craigslist.

 

[Desmond Hawkins]

Approach indirectly, through her friends - this helps to ease her natural defensiveness

Seem nice but possibly hint at a more dangerous streak in your personality.

If you seem to spark any interest at all, make her feel like she is competing with other women. Be careful here. Just make it seem like other women are interested in you, don't just go openly hit on her friends.

Once you have her interested and addicted to your attention, back off a little and give her space to get anxious about possibly losing your interest. Not too much space, but enough to let her pursue you a little.

Once you manage to get things a bit physical, don't seem hesitant and nervous, but don't go too quickly either. Tease her a bit. Find a sensitive place like her neck and gently do some magic. This will make her far more receptive to further advances.

Foreplay is a necessity!

-in general, pursue her without it seeming like you are pursuing her. Think of it as hunting. You don't just sprint out into the open after the gazelle; you lure it to you by making it feel safe and secure.

 

[Sidhe]

I'm the exception not the rule.

Perfection always gets the ladies

Oh learn it well, Perfections life is perfection, he get's the girls he gets whatever he wants and all is perfection in Perfection world

Anyway back to the real world.

Man: sex isn't overrated but if you want just that get a whore, relationships are way better. Well some relationships, erm actually ignore me

 

[Xenocrates]

Man sex isn't overrated :

What's 'man sex'?

 

[Desmond Hawkins]

In Calgary there is this bar called Twisted Element where you can learn all about man sex.