Uhhh in the early 90s I was sitting in a computer room after class and enjoying the computing devices with a plethora of other high schoolers. We were computer club members and we were not even using the internet. There was no internet yet. We had windows 3.1 to play with (IIRC), Turing, word processing, and other exciting things.
Anyway, I wrote a Turing program that simulated a star trek warp field. I called it warp.t
Then I wrote a "game". It was a bar moving up and down randomly. If it reached all the way to the top, you "won" the game and it would stop. When saving it, I didn't know what to call the thing.. but the "warp" part was already there. So I randomly hit some keys and it came up as warpus. So I saved it as warpus.t and sent it TO THE WHOLE computer club.
One by one people in the room were loading up my super amazing game and running it. It wasn't long until it was clear to most of the room that there wasn't much user interaction involved in this "game". All you did was run it and watch the screen..
So then this guy Oscar (who is now in the military, I mentioned him in the Ottawa shooting thread) starts chanting "warpus warpus WARPUS WARPUS WARPUS@%*!%".. and everyone joins in.
So then that kinda stuck. Then later I got a shirt that said "warpus" on it from a friend, and my mom made me a a touque (warm Canadian headgear) that said it too. So everybody was calling me warpus. Hell, my parents had to get used to it - I was in ANSI art groups - so we'd get calls from people from the U.S. every once in a while (on our land line) asking for "warpus". So they had to adapt to the fact that I now had 2 names.
(It's not a very exciting story.)