When is it okay for a grown man to cry?

When is it okay for a man to cry?


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Lions Fans are too apathetic at this point to cry (and I would know). Seriously though, crying gets the sad out of you, and most men who are too 'tough' to cry probably also beat their wives/children and have repressed memories of abuse.
 
Nah, idiots don't cry.

Do you cry?

Anyway that's the last time I'm talking to you, you obviously have a problem that I can't fix, so it's probably wise for ignore to actually mean, I don't care, sionara.
 
When chopping onions.

When your heart is crushed by a diabolical woman-Wait, aren't they all diabolical?

When a close friend/family member dies.

When you watch Shii's Song for the first time.
 
Cry any time you like.

However Warpus' idea is the best.

Theres a guy who cries in the pub I work at whole time. When I won't serve him anymore he starts crying. I wish I was making this up, but its true.
 
Its ok to cry if you're a Cubs fan.
 
One time my GF and i where both naked. (I'l give you a minute to get the image out of your head)



I had to leave, she wouldnt let me. She tried to hold me down, but i got up anyways. I stand up in her bed, and yell out "I win"

She sends out a foot with full force and hits me in the balls. I basically collapse, fall off the bed and end up lying in a fetus position on the floor. It was a perfect hit. Closest to crying I have ever been, except funerals.

And she still claims it was an "accident".
 
Always, it's always okay to cry. I do it on the way home from work.

:(
 
Death of a family member or friend is certainly acceptable, and since a first car is generally a closer friend than many, that one is okay, too.

Thunder Road is awesomer than Born to Run if you're referring to the song... so I hope you mean when you listen to the Born to Run album. Jungeland is just the perfect end to a masterpiece.

Tears of joy are acceptable in events such as birth of children.

Tears over a woman are not acceptable. Unless the tears are actually a result of a too-large gulp of whiskey consumed as a result of said woman.
 
I'm not voting in a poll where anything produced by Bruce Springsteen is referred to as "awesomeness." Politics aside, he sucks.
 
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