Which 5 CFC members would you be stranded on a deserted island with?

[EnglishCrusader]

Well how come certain females are popular but I'm not?

Because I haven't seen a pic.

 

[warpus]

Hey, I picked aimee

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I'm sure you'd have a preference amongst the lads too!

In the situation, I'd pick either females or the males least likely to make me do sex things as I don't like sex things.

 

[Mise]

Lucy, Bill3000, Boundless, feline_dacat, and WIM.

For the record, the reason I'm not picking, say, downtown is not because I don't like downtown or think he's a nob or anything. The reason I am not picking downtown is because, in this hypothetical desert island, I want to be the coolest, best looking, funniest and most awesome guy around. In normal, everyday life, I know that I'm never going to be the best at anything, but if I'm picking my own desert island team, I'm not going to put myself as vice captain, am I. I'm going to be captain, and everyone else is going to follow me. If I picked downtown, a born leader if ever I saw one, I would be, like, the 3rd or 4th in command out of the 6. I would be right in the middle of the command structure. I would be no more powerful or respected than I am in my life right now. I'm putting myself at the top, here, with 3 beautiful women around me, and Bill3000 as the brains of the operation. For you see, in any well-functioning team, there are people at the top to lead, and people at the bottom, to be led. And that's why I picked WIM.

 

[G-Max]

In the situation, I'd pick either females or the males least likely to make me do sex things as I don't like sex things.

What if the females that you pick end up being lesbians and they make you do sex things?

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

What if the females that you pick end up being lesbians and they make you do sex things?

Then I guess I'm screwed. But I thought lesbians had to use things that you got in a sex store to do sex things.

 

[RedRalph]

In the situation, I'd pick either females or the males least likely to make me do sex things as I don't like sex things.

Fair enough. If anyone tried to 'make' you do anything like that, I'd see that they slept face down in the ocean anyway.

 

[Lillefix]

Then I guess I'm screwed. But I thought lesbians had to use things that you got in a sex store to do sex things.

I'm sure Amanda Knox could improvise something.

 

[EnglishCrusader]

Lucy, Bill3000, Boundless, feline_dacat, and WIM.

For the record, the reason I'm not picking, say, downtown is not because I don't like downtown or think he's a nob or anything. The reason I am not picking downtown is because, in this hypothetical desert island, I want to be the coolest, best looking, funniest and most awesome guy around. In normal, everyday life, I know that I'm never going to be the best at anything, but if I'm picking my own desert island team, I'm not going to put myself as vice captain, am I. I'm going to be captain, and everyone else is going to follow me. If I picked downtown, a born leader if ever I saw one, I would be, like, the 3rd or 4th in command out of the 6. I would be right in the middle of the command structure. I would be no more powerful or respected than I am in my life right now. I'm putting myself at the top, here, with 3 beautiful women around me, and Bill3000 as the brains of the operation. For you see, in any well-functioning team, there are people at the top to lead, and people at the bottom, to be led. And that's why I picked WIM.

 

[G-Max]

I thought lesbians had to use things that you got in a sex store to do sex things.

You clearly haven't been properly sexed by a lesbian. I recommend taking the issue to Lemon Merchant; she can demonstrate it better than I can.

 

[LucyDuke]

Is the discussion of rape mechanics really necessary?

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Lemon Merchant is married anyway.

 

[Chukchi Husky]

I guess I'll probably end up on the island by myself, as no one would want to have me around anymore.

 

[Boundless]

ANYWAY - back on track - I am intrigued to know why everyone is voting me (not that I'm complaining ) - EXPLAIN

 

[chegel]

I think 'x' is a reason.
And another one is 'x'.

Those are your chromosomes.

 

[Mango Elephant]

Huayna Capac357, civplayah, and a certain poster obsessed with Kelis. I don't want anyone else there, but if there had to be two other people I'd want the two fattest people that we can kill and eat.

Opt in, I guess.

 

[G-Max]

ANYWAY - back on track - I am intrigued to know why everyone is voting me (not that I'm complaining ) - EXPLAIN

Everybody wants to sex you with things that they bought at a sex store.

 

[Moss]

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