While We Wait: Part 4

What if he's anti anti christ?

That's a double negative. The implications for the "Jesus was black" theory are staggering, though. ;)
 
Jesus is the anti-Christ as he got himself killed. Though if he was black it probably a Jewish hate crime. ;) Das!
 
No, I meant that he was against anti Christs.

You mean, there are several of them? No, wait, forget that, I feel inspired...

Barack Obama: Anti-Christ Hunter! Coming to a cinema near you! :D

Jesus is the anti-Christ as he got himself killed.

That Roman soldier who stabbed him, what's-his-face, was the anti-Christ. Obviously. ;)


I'm only quarter-Jewish, I think. I only quartered him, then. :p
 
That Roman soldier who stabbed him, what's-his-face, was the anti-Christ. Obviously. ;)


I'm only quarter-Jewish, I think. I only quartered him, then. :p


Longinus I think was his name.

A quarter Jew! Call the Gestapo! ;)
 
Wow I got it right on my first try.
It's not in the Bible, though. I think it comes from something called "The Acts of Pontius Pilate" or something like that.
 
Just thought I would clear this up for those who do not know this:

The Romans never wanted Jesus killed, in fact they were trying to keep him alive by offering a known Jewish killer and Jesus and asking the Jews who they wanted freed, they chose the killer. The only reason the Romans ended up killing Jesus was becuase they did not want another Jewish revolt. So you cannot blame the Romans for such a horrific act. It is all the Jews.
 
The Romans never wanted Jesus killed, in fact they were trying to keep him alive by offering a known Jewish killer and Jesus and asking the Jews who they wanted freed, they chose the killer. The only reason the Romans ended up killing Jesus was becuase they did not want another Jewish revolt. So you cannot blame the Romans for such a horrific act. It is all the Jews.
According to the most often accepted and much-simplified version of Christian teachings, I was under the impression that God had Jesus killed. :p Is that suicide or homicide?

Also, just for jollies: remember this closed thread that must never be duplicated?
 
According to the most often accepted and much-simplified version of Christian teachings, I was under the impression that God had Jesus killed. :p Is that suicide or homicide?

Also, just for jollies: remember this closed thread that must never be duplicated?

On Jesus. It's all bull anyway. If god is all powerful he doesn't need to send a man to do his job.

On the thread. This forum has some of the dumbest rules I have ever seen.
 
To my best understanding, we all killed him, and God killed him too ofcourse.

And it was a nice thread, though indeed never to be duplicated.

On Jesus. It's all bull anyway. If god is all powerful he doesn't need to send a man to do his job.

You know, I really hate that line of reasoning. It's not a job, it's a hobby, and it's no fun for anyone involved if He just does everything Himself. Think of it as a NES; is a moderator bad for not doing everybody's work for them just because he could?
 
There's a dead body on my road. Right across my flat. hahahahahha....I wonder how long their going to leave it there?
 
Just thought I would clear this up for those who do not know this:

The Romans never wanted Jesus killed, in fact they were trying to keep him alive by offering a known Jewish killer and Jesus and asking the Jews who they wanted freed, they chose the killer. The only reason the Romans ended up killing Jesus was becuase they did not want another Jewish revolt. So you cannot blame the Romans for such a horrific act. It is all the Jews.

Sweet, so now every time you sin you can thank us that he died for your sins!

Seriously though, he created christianity as a SECT of judaism, and he was jewish. The romans thought him a heretic too. He prostelyzed. We didnt. Who would YOU fear more?
 
Not very much... There are few very rich jews and many poor ones. Where is that foolish fear coming from?
 
I'm jewish. I'm poor. My mother is jewish and poor. My family and my friend's familiy are easily considered poor. And were all jewish.
 
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