While We Wait: Part 4

[Lord_Iggy]

Alright, I would like to start here please:

 

[Luckymoose]

Okay everyone who has claimed a spot has it reserved but lets not clutter this thread with images. I will make a thread in a little bit.

 

[Daftpanzer]

@Lucky, that looks cool. Also seems familiar somehow...

 

[Neverwonagame3]

Daftpanzer, when are you going to update DaftNES anyway? Can I get a rough idea of how long?

 

[flyingchicken]

I swear, I thought Luckymoose was running a Scandinavian-Nordic-Beowulf NES when I tawt I taw "LuckNES VII: Arrival of the Geats."

 

[Daftpanzer]

Daftpanzer, when are you going to update DaftNES anyway? Can I get a rough idea of how long?

Im afraid not, I can't say in advance. It depends how much time I get, and how well I get on with trying another new style of update, etc etc.

I swear, I thought Luckymoose was running a Scandinavian-Nordic-Beowulf NES when I tawt I taw "LuckNES VII: Arrival of the Geats."

A typo? Are thread titles editable? I thought you were stuck with them forever!

--- News from the front: ----​

March 27th, 1949: Today, the outlaw dictator Harry S. Truman finally surrendered to NESer world liberation forces, after a nuclear weapon was used against the final US stronghold in the pacific. Canada also surrendered. Over seven years, NESers have fought the US forces through East Africa, India, East Asia, the British Isles, Iceland, Greenland, Japan, the Pacific, South America, countless battles at sea, and finally in the USA itself. All of America has now joined Eurasia and Africa in a great union of peace and freedom. For the first time since 1941, the NESer empire is at peace. However, large military forces are still needed across the world, to help re-educate people and discourage evil 'partisan' terrorism...

Spoiler :

Our 'belligerence' is rated at 1,605. Surely they mean 'heroism'.

Spoiler :

Sweden remains independent. Finnish terrorists recently staged an uprising near the border with Sweden. A coincidence? Or is Sweden aiding the terrorist forces? Does Sweden have a nuclear weapons programme more advanced than our own?

Spoiler :

/spam

 

[North King]

To both dachs and Daft, I did receive your messages in IRC, but unfortunately I didn't check the channel very often. Mostly because no one was on.

 

[Shadowbound]

A policy of appeasement is necessary, the NESer people don't want another war. The devastation that could be wreaked on the homeland by the Swedish Air Armada is incalculable.

 

[Neverwonagame3]

We have nearly united the world under our enlightened rule- we should finish off the Swedes once and for all. But first, I propose a change in personell. While Pikachu has had an honorable record of service as Minister of Security, I believe we need a canidate who does not cause communication problems.

 

[North King]

We have nearly united the world under our enlightened rule- we should finish off the Swedes once and for all. But first, I propose a change in personell. While Pikachu has had an honorable record of service as Minister of Security, I believe we need a canidate who does not cause communication problems.

Pika pika!?

 

[Ninja Dude]

Pika pika!?

I was thinking of the exact same thing.

Darn it nwag. Now you have me imagining pikachu giving a speech about nuclear weapons and stuff.

 

[Dachs]

If you tried to put a suitcase bomb under Pikachu's chair, wouldn't it miss because of his ridiculously high "Evasion" (Agility and Double Team)?

 

[alex994]

*sees his Imperial Chinese-esque figure as Head of Intelligence and cackles*

From my intelligence reports, it hints that Sweden has insidious contact with certain unidentified individuals in Scotland who are well poised in sweeping against us. We must move to eliminate their insidious creatures who are shown to mostly inhabit places where cows are known to roam in Scotland. Through hard scrutiny and work, we can move to destroy Sweden's foreign contacts.

However, it would be wise to allow Sweden to remain independent so that they, alone of the world, will not know the glory of our Empire. What is the point of being all-powerful, if there is no one to admire/fear us for it?

And Daft, I don't care how long or what sort of update the next update will be for Daftnes, as long as you write it

 

[Ninja Dude]

If you tried to put a suitcase bomb under Pikachu's chair, wouldn't it miss because of his ridiculously high "Evasion" (Agility and Double Team)?

Don't be silly. Just throw a pokeball at him and throw it in a river or something.

 

[Luckymoose]

Don't be silly. Just throw a pokeball at him and through it in a river or something.

Pokeballs have all the food and resources to sustain a pokemon indefinitely.

 

[Ninja Dude]

Pokeballs have all the food and resources to sustain a pokemon indefinitely.

But they keep Pokemon in them forever pretty much. It's pretty much the same as killing pikachu. Just as long as you want him out of the picture a pokeball would work perfectly.

Why am I discussing the idea of removing pikachu from a postion of power seriously?

 

[Dachs]

Don't be silly. Just throw a pokeball at him and throw it in a river or something.

Assuming you can get him into the Pokeball. They have to be weakened in some way, usually.

 

[Ninja Dude]

Assuming you can get him into the Pokeball. They have to be weakened in some way, usually.

Use swift! It hits 100% of the time! Or use a masterball.

I clocked in about 350 hours on my Crystal Pokemon game. This stuff is burnt into my memory.

 

[Neverwonagame3]

EDIT: Altered to be funnier.

That's it. The time for talk is over. Pikachu's reign of incompetence cannot be allowed to continue.

Pikachu, I challenge you to a battle. To the DEATH!

 

[Ninja Dude]

That's it. The time for talk is over. Pikachu's reign of incompetence cannot be allowed to continue.

Pikachu, I challenge you to a DUEL!

That's Yu-gi-oh my good friend. Wrong game/cartoon. The word you would be looking for is battle.