Who Would You Have As Your Evil Followers?

[CurtSibling]

After many amusing statements made in the last poll,

ENEMY ACE now knows what you would wear if you were an evil dictator,

Now another question, fanatics!

What kind of minions or Henchmen would you have?
Who would fill your armies and do the dirty work?

I will give you many options, but if you have special servants,
Why not tell us, your evil dictator pals!

Get recruiting!

 

[Mikoyan]

Dark Knights of Steel!
I shall call them "The Fist of Bane the Black Hand"

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by Mikoyan
Dark Knights of Steel!
I shall call them "The Fist of Bane the Black Hand"

As always,
You show impeccable taste, Mikoyan!

The Amazons are always my fave!
I call em: "The primal horde of the cursed demoness"!

Let us combine forces!!!

Our enemies will fall like wheat...

 

[Mikoyan]

We should call our unholy alliance: "The Skull and Iron Cross Union"!
We will march thru lands and leave nothing but devastation behind us!

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by Mikoyan
We should call our unholy alliance: "The Skull and Iron Cross Union"!
We will march thru lands and leave nothing but devastation behind us!

Sounds like a winner, Alliance signed for 20 turns!

Get your boys together and I'll give my warrior girls
thier evil potion that makes em go insane with battle-lust!

 

[Mikoyan]

Black Fist Trooper:
Enchanted Black Plate Mail with the Iron Cross on the chest
Large horned face covering helmet
Black Cloak
Boots
German Greatsword (2meters +)

My guys aren't to tangle with, they hunger for slaughter like no one else!

 

[Sixchan]

Curt, wouldn't you rather have the Amazons at home instead of fighting the inevitible and oh-so-irritating hero that pops up?

My minions would be normal people, so when the heros make it to the castle, they'll be stupid enough to ask my guards for directions to the 'main control room.' BOOM!

Also, I won't be in the control room, I'll be in the bedroom wooing my unbelievably beautiful and evil Overlordess-to-be. Men inpower are a big hit with beautiful and evil countess ladeez.

 

[Sixchan]

Actually, scratch that.

I want: CRAZED HIPPY AMAZON CULT CHICK KNIGHTS OF STEEL WITH SWORDS!

All the best options mixed together!

 

[The Balrog]

Amazon women of course! !!!!!!!!

No scratch that, i want a big group of specialy trained hackers capable of killing and hacking everything/one in the world!!!!!!!

 

[TrailblazingScot]

Gringos! I would LOVE to run a banana republic...

There is a civil war! what side are you on? there are no sides, we are all in this TOGETHER

El Gringo, get your filthy hands of her filthy neck, she is mine


Though I would settle for HIPPY CULT CHICKS! :crazyeyes

 

[amadeus]

I voted USSR secret police.

Lets say for example, that an insurgency group holds a rally against me.

The Amazon women wouldn't do anything.

The only thing the hippies would do is drop acid.

The guys in black suits would only be concerned about where they can get a new set of Ray-bans.

Uniformed soldiers are boring.

Ninjas are stupid, who gives a rat's butt about a guy with a sword if you've got a gun?

German troops...I never liked the language.

Gangstas...they're more concerned about shooting themselves over a crack deal than serve me...

Rednecks...see "Gangstas", but replace crack with moonshine.

The secret police, though..

Fast and effective.

 

[Simon Darkshade]

One would merge the two soviet options into one arm (secret police plus bully boys = efficient law enforcement), and counterbalance them by the slightly campy German Army types, sort of like a cross between "Allo Allo" ("Flick, the Gestapo.") and "Top Secret" (the French Resistance in East Berlin!). The officer corps would be made up of a collection of all the Nazi - stereotype actors from the films, the ones who play the same character in 40 films. Add the menacing uniforms, weapons by Heckler and Koch, and this would be a strapping blue eyed blond haired slightly campy Praetorian guard not to mess with.

There! The best of two totalitarian realms.

(And I would not persist with that Banite nonsense, Mikoyan. The Lord of Strife couldn't even handle a wannabe ex-Zhent loony thief in Cyric, so I'd hardly entrust my security to him. Added to that the fact he is dead as a dodo's doornail in Dortmund. )

 

[Mikoyan]

Herr Flick was hilariously incompetent...

 

[Simon Darkshade]

That may be true, but the severe hair, the leather overcoat and slouch hat, and of course the limp made more than up for it.

GIVE ME CAMPY GERMAN TROOPS IN BLACK LEATHER OVERCOATS OVER YOUR POXY AMAZONS ANY DAY! Muahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Pause)

(Realizes what he just said, and potential implications)

Now don't take that the wrong way.......

 

[Mikoyan]

Herr Flick was gay...

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Debatable. I seem to remember him getting it on in one episode.
The actor who played Rene is gay, though.

 

[Fishheads]

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by rmsharpe
I voted USSR secret police.
Fast and effective.

Good points, Rmsharpe!

But I fear the Knights, Amazons, ninjas and Germans would make a right dog's dinner out of political freaks protesting!

Never be afraid to but your faith in an armie of chicks with Aztec clubs: what a massacre.

And if you ran your dictatorship properly there would be no openings for the plebs protesting!

Please consult Mikoyan, he has many fearsome mounted knights that are good for crushing large crowds...

I'm certain he will lend you some platoons!

My army of fierce warrior women have never been beaten, seeing as I issue them with bazookas!

And Simon,
I'll take take my capable and dishy Amazons any day,
Enjoy your gay German SS police guys! (gadzooks!)

 

[Sixchan]

But didn't the Amazon warrior women of history live near Russia at the time of the Romans?

But I still like my CRAZED HIPPY AMAZON CULT CHICK KNIGHTS OF STEEL WITH SWORDS as they will drug you up, sex you up, thn cut you down!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Mikoyan]

Only my officers ride horses, clad in the darkest of steel of course, the rest are footmen, considering they carry german greatswords, they can march for days without rest though, thinking about all the guts they will se when they arrive to their destination.