Words of Wisdom?

[greekmaniac]

Read here my words of wisdom:

If life gives lemons, eat them, but if lemons give life, RUN AWAY!

If water cannot get wet anymore than it is now, what made it wet in the first place?

What substance gets wetter the more you dry it?

Why do they have telephone poles above ground if they also have them underground? It just makes the street look uglier.

Life is like a mop. If life gets filled with dirty crud and stuff, you gotta get in there and wipe it up and if that dosen't work, well you can't give up. You gotta get down there with a toothbrush and scrape it off. And if that dosen't work, well you can't give up. You gotta run to your neighbor's house and scream, "This floor is as dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"

Life is also like parashutes. They work a whole lot better if they are open, esspecially the parashute.

What if, on groundhog day, if the groundhog got up 7 months before it was supposed too? Does that mean we have a 7-month early spring?

If you want to compliment me, insult me, or anything, I don't mind critics.

 

[Japanrocks12]

They all make logical sense, nevertheless with some humor.

 

[The Person]

I actually collect such words of wisdom. I've got pages of'em.

BTW:
Thank you very much for the addition.

 

[vbraun]

When in doubt poke it with a stick

The grass may be greener on the otherside but what does it matter if your color blind?

Just some of mine

 

[Yaniv]

Originally posted by greekmaniac
Read here my words of wisdom:

What substance gets wetter the more you dry it?

Why do they have telephone poles above ground if they also have them underground? It just makes the street look uglier.

1: What substance?

2: Because it probably costs a lot more to make them underground, not to mention you have to take down the street when they are installed and every time they need a fixing.