Worst Movie Ever Filmed

[Sixchan]

The worst for me was "Return of the Overfiend" A porno anime that was on a few months ago on Sci-Fi. Worse than being a porno, I think it was also a Sci-Fi film, but I, nor the Writers could decide which one. One minute: Vauge plot with evil dictator killing monsters. Next Minute: Monster guy walks into a pub like he's just finished doing the Bricklaying on the Pizza Hut up the road, finds girl, have sex, girl bursts apart (literally! ), is a giant spider woman, whoosh! Back to vauge save the world plot.

At least if it had been a proper porno, or a decent Sci-Fi movie, I'd have known what to expect.

 

[Switch625]

Originally posted by Genuis
I thought Star Trek I was the worst, most boring movie ever but I voted for Look Who's Talking because that was horriffic. All movies (and TV shows except for Family Guy) with talking babies should rot in Hell.

I don't remember what the plot of Star Trek V was. Is that the "Undiscovered Country" or was that VI? Or is it the one where Kirk goes back to Earth to save a whale? If it was the second one I will agree since that was just dumb, but I actually liked most of the Star Trek movies except for the first and the one with the whales.

Star Trek: The Motionless Picture was truly bad.

Star Trek II was "The Wrath of Khan," which is (in my opinion) the best of the ST movies.

Star Trek V was where a Vulcan hippie forced the Enterprise to go to the center of the galaxy looking for God. MUCH worse than the merely awful first ST movie.

 

[PinkyGen]

PinkyGen's guide to the Star Trek Movies:

Star Trek I: The Motion Picture: I don't remember much of it, saw it while I was young. Sort of slow, not very exciting when it got going. Some neat affects and shots of the Enterprise. Too brainy

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars.

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan: Khaaaaaaaaaaan! Ah, nothing beats this battle between Kirk and Khan, the best ever Star Trek Villian. Great space combat, good cat and mouse game.

Rating: 5 of 5 stars.

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock: Decent. First view of Excelsior, Klingon Bird of Prey, scene of Enterprise getting destroyed is breathtaking. However, the plot is quite literally the search for spock, it just seems to be missing something. Not a bomb, yet not truly memorable

Rating: 3 of 5 stars.

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home: The Whale Movie. I liked it, it was funny, seeing Kirk and company in 80's San Francisco, having Checkov in his Russian accent ask "Where are the nuclear wessels?" Scotty talking into a Mac's mouse: "hello computer". Some find it boring, I find it amusing.

Rating: 4 of 5 stars.

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier: Ahhh, truly horrible, never let Shatner direct again. The plot is ridicilous, the whole concept of searching for God in space. The Enterprise A looks like a piece of crap, the crew gets taken for a ride, Uhura is reduced to dancing in the nude, Sybock is unintersting, and fool of technical errors (74 decks? Enterprise able to reach center of galaxy?) Truly an insult. However, it is not the worst movie ever, for it has one redeeming factor.

Kirk, McCoy, and Spock camping in Yellowstone, Spock saving Kirk with the rocket boots there, and them all at the camp fire, talking. Truly the Big 3 at one of it's best, get's even more amusing when McCoy and Kirk "Go, go row your boat" to Spock's consternation. Sadly, the rest of the movie blew this.

Rating: 1/2 of 5 stars.

Star Trek VI: Good plot, resembles the US vs USSR and search for peace. Good fight scene near the end at Khitomer, good crew interactions on their last mission, Spock saying "If I were human, I believe the words would be, 'Go to hell!' If I were human."

Rating: 3 1/2 of 5 stars.

Star Trek VII: Generations: First TNG movie. Enterprise B looks greatl, but Enterprise-D get's destroyed in a very poorly done battle scene. Some parts still look more like TV than a movie. Nexus is not that great an idea, Kirk's deaths are not really that great befitting a character of his importance.

Rating: 2 1/2 of 5 stars.

Star Trek: VIII: First Contact: Now here is a movie, not a TV show. Excellent action scene's of fighting the Borg, both in space, and later on the ship. Picard wigging out a little, and worries over Data's loyalties. Hampered by some boring parts on the ground, and a sense that it seems somewhat more of an action movie than an actual Star Trek movie. Also, Borg space battle a little too short, and the Borg Queen totally changed the concept of the Borg (for the worse in my opinion).

Rating: 4 of 5 stars.

Star Trek: IX: Insurrection: Just really hard to take seriously. I didn't like the anti-technology people on the planet, and actually thought they were quite greedy. What happened to the "Needs' fo the many outweighting the needs of the few?" Picard's romance not that good, and the Enterprise E second battle is truly horrendously done, with it generally running around and getting beat up on until they pull some cheap technobabble trick.

rating: 2 of 5 stars.

As for other movies, I actually found Dude Where's my Car to be somewhat amusing to watch, and not as bad as I feared. Sort of like Bill and Ted, though not that good. Who needs to think?

 

[Sixchan]

I was really dissapointed with how Star Trek Voyager ended. An abrupt anti-climax was no good. I was kinda hoping they'd make a film about it. A Voyager film would have been either very good or very bad, depending on whether you liked the series.

 

[ainwood]

Originally posted by mrog
Before he did "Lord of the Rings" Peter Jackson made a little movie called "Bad Taste".

It was kind of like a forerunner of "Men in Black" except that this was the New Zealand government's organization charged with countering an alien invasion. It title is very apt, but it has few funny points. I got a chuckle out of their code word (code phrase?) to indicate that aliens had invaded- "The b**tards have landed"

That was GREAT! The guy "infiltrating" the aliens, and drinking vomit so they don't suspect him; the guy with the bazooka who misses his intended target and hits a sheep instead!

He also made another great movie called "Meet the Feebles". It was basically a piss-take soap opera with very-randy puppets.

 

[Lt.Col. Kilgore]

Originally posted by Sixchan
The worst for me was "Return of the Overfiend"

Classic!

 

[FearlessLeader2]

Given the schlock that was offered up, maybe we should re-do this poll, with a new list of nominees. But I am gratified to see that currently Superman IV is ruling the roost, so to speak.

My. God. It's. Full. Of. Crap.

Oh that movie sucked! Oh, HOW that movie sucked! Dear God that movie sucked hardcore!

And ST IV was lame too, but not nearly as bad. Still, muchas gracias to PinkyGen for his otherwise cogent breakdown of the ST movie franchise. ST V was by far the worst of a bad lot, and I didn't want the ST movies to dominate the list, as they otherwise would have. All but number two would have been on the list, if I hadn't made the arbitrary decision to limit the ST movies to one slot.

My only excuse for not including a Pauly Shore choice was the fortuitous placement by my psyche of a mental block in my mind concerning him and his...films. For the same reason, I included none of the Keanu Reeves schlockbusters. I despise Keanu Reeves with the ardent passion of a flamethrower-toting Marine burning bugs in a colonial stand-off on LV427. Every time I hear that slackjawed "Whoa!", it makes me want to regurgitate. He has ruined so many good movies it makes me want to simultaneously cry, scream, and vomit. Imagine, just for a moment, how good Johnny Mnemonic would have been without him. Kiefer Sutherland, or anyone else, would have been a stellar substitution for that insipid fool. Matrix would have been a solid 10 with Hugh Jackman or Ewan McGregor substituted for Keanu Reeves, instead of the 7 it shall never rise above. The only movie he's been in that I had no problem with was The Replacements, and that was because it was a movie that did not take itself seriously. And Point Break was such a horrible movie to begin with that putting him in it was a blessing, as it doutless saved the carreers of better actors.

Wow. I really hate Keanu. Good to know I'm passionate about something...

 

[goodbye_mr_bond]

I liked Star Trek: The Movie (ST 1 for you youngsters out there). It was indeed slow and a tad brainy, but what's wrong with that? Slow and brainy is good for space movies--watch "2001 A Space Odyssey" if you don't believe me. ST 2 was the only true classic in that series, though.

Incidentally, Superman II was a classic too, also eclipsing its excellent predecessor.

But I digress... Worst of all time?

Am I to assume no one here's seen BATTLEFIELD: EARTH? That rotten piece of celluloid is awful on so many different levels that it's almost worth watching. My favourite part is when the illiterate, recently-freed human slaves teach themselves to pilot the Harrier jets. In four days.

 

[allhailIndia]

Battlefield Earth sucks to the core!!!! :aargh3:

 

[ainwood]

Originally posted by goodbye_mr_bond
I liked Star Trek: The Movie (ST 1 for you youngsters out there). It was indeed slow and a tad brainy, but what's wrong with that? Slow and brainy is good for space movies--watch "2001 A Space Odyssey" if you don't believe me. ST 2 was the only true classic in that series, though.

Incidentally, Superman II was a classic too, also eclipsing its excellent predecessor.

But I digress... Worst of all time?

Am I to assume no one here's seen BATTLEFIELD: EARTH? That rotten piece of celluloid is awful on so many different levels that it's almost worth watching. My favourite part is when the illiterate, recently-freed human slaves teach themselves to pilot the Harrier jets. In four days.

And so is the book! Anyone read it?

 

[FearlessLeader2]

I read the book when I was 14. I thought it was pretty good back then.

Then again, I was 14.

The movie was...ungood. At least in the book it took months for the humans to do all that ****, and there were no Harriers. What there was was a really terrifying robot gas drone that was going to gas all the remaining pockets of humans, and some nuclear mines protecting the Scottish highlands where Johnnie got a bunch of his men.

They should never make movies out of books unless I am allowed to oversee the effort. That's right, ME. I'm just that good.

 

[Rain]

Avoiding the silly genres some of which are meant to be bad out of the gate... the worst movies that were real big budget productions are Heaven's Gate and Ishtar.

 

[Snaproll]

Why in the world is the "Royal Tannenbaums" on the list?? That movie was hilarious, if you are thoughtful enough to enjoy movies that don't fit traditional American concepts of what make a good movie. Subtle humor and understated performances that still display an incredible amount of personality. One of the best movies of the year!

 

[Dexter]

Scary Movie was the biggest lump of tosh ever!!! It was pointless!! Why make a spoof of a movie that was already a comedy?!

I hate that movie so much!!! And everyone else seemed to love it, I even liked it at the time!!! But it's so awful!!! I'm so angry!!


BTW, Sixchan I think I maybe saw that movie Return Of The overfiend can't remember what is what like, but the name rings a bell.

 

[ApocalypseKurtz]

My list of the 5 worst films:

-Wild Wild West
-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
-Scary Movie
-Joe Somebody
-anything with Pauly Shore


Freddy got Fingered was actually pretty funny I thought. At least Tom Green is trying a new kind of comedy unlike all the other recent comedies.

 

[animepornstar]

Originally posted by ApocalypseKurtz
My list of the 5 worst films:

-Wild Wild West
-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
-Scary Movie
-Joe Somebody
-anything with Pauly Shore

fear and loathing is one of my favourite movies.

 

[Morgasshk]

Battlefield Earth?!?! I thought it was good!

Oh well, can't win em all... Some trivia for you, you know the Author of Battlefield Earth actually started the Scientology religion? the one that Tom Cruise is in... (Got some other filth Sci-Fi books though....)

Pauly Shore is a complete toss-off but that how they hire him to act.. Especially Bio-dome... i did like that movie... But only as a "drink with mates, smoke a j and laugh movie."


Scary movie wasn't that bad if you compare it to "Not another Teen Movie" now that is a barrel of ****e... abasolute cra.p
I'd dearly love to watch scary movie, I' know what you did last summer and blair witch a dozen times over than be subjected to that again....

How about best movies of all time? Oh crap, forget that.. always Star wars...

I love Last Boy Scout though...

morgasshk

 

[duke o' york]

Originally posted by Morgasshk
Oh well, can't win em all... Some trivia for you, you know the Author of Battlefield Earth actually started the Scientology religion? the one that Tom Cruise is in... (Got some other filth Sci-Fi books though....)

Well why do you think that John Travolta was involved in it? He's one of the most famous members of the cult that the French government are currently trying to ban and if it wasn't for his links to Hubbard's "religion" then you would hope he'd have looked at the script and just refused. Maybe not though.... Apparently he took a massive pay cut to appear in it, and he sure as hell isn't going to make a killing if he's getting a percentage of the profits!

 

[GeneralHotRod]

Battlefield earth was terrible.

How about some of costner's work like the postman or Waterworld

Talk about bad movies!!!

 

[Juize]

I've seen Superman I, II, and III from TV, and if IV's even worse,
it must be the worst. Movie. Ever.