Worst Movie Ever Filmed

Which of these movies is the most god-awful waste of film in Hollywood history?

  • Blair Witch Project 1 thru whatever

    Votes: 9 14.8%
  • the last 30 minutes of First Knight

    Votes: 1 1.6%
  • The Care Bears Movie

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Muppets Take Manhattan

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Wild Wild West

    Votes: 3 4.9%
  • Steel Magnolias

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • The Sound of Music

    Votes: 5 8.2%
  • Lost Horizons

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Blackula (not making this one up!)

    Votes: 2 3.3%
  • Earnest Scared Stupid

    Votes: 5 8.2%
  • Look Who's Talking

    Votes: 4 6.6%
  • Beaches

    Votes: 3 4.9%
  • Plan 9 From Outer Space

    Votes: 3 4.9%
  • Night of the Living Dead

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • C.H.U.D.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • The Creeps

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Superman IV: The Quest for Peace

    Votes: 7 11.5%
  • Star Trek V

    Votes: 5 8.2%
  • The Royal Tenenbaums

    Votes: 3 4.9%
  • Other

    Votes: 11 18.0%

  • Total voters
    61
"Why not just have a blanket option "ANYTHING with Pauly Shore"."

Oh, man, I forgot about that guy--actually got suckered into seeing TWO of his contributions to cinema over the years. Can't remember much about them, I guess I've blocked the horror from my conscious mind....
 
God FORBID! You didn't include any spaghetti western! :mad:

Kevin and Perry Go Large MUST also make it to the list. Most stupid talent-free piece of **** movie I've ever seen! ( Soundtrack is great tho! I even bought it :D )
 
I haven't seen half of these movies... Thankfully I suppose... :rolleyes: But the only movie I ever walked out of is Batman and Robin :mad: so that would get my vote... Now I have to vote for Sound of Music since I hate musicals :vomit:

Plan9 is funny in a way if you know what to expect :crazyeye: And NotLD is a classic and doesn't belong on this list !!! :mad:
 
Originally posted by allan
Out of the list, Star Trek V was the worst--probably because I don't think I've seen (or remember seeing) many of the others on your list. But ST5 bored the sh*t out of me. Come to think of it, so did ST1.... Contrasting sharply with 2 (Khan!) and 6, which I think were excellent.

I'll drink to that. ST 1 wasn't too bright, I admit, my friend called it "jumping around in pyjamas", a very accurate description IMO. One could use the simple rule here; if the movie's number is even, it's good if the number is odd, it's hidious (3 being the exception to the rule).
 
By far the worst movie ever made was:

To Wong Foo: with Love, Julie Newmar

Patrick Swayze, Wesley Snipes and John Leguizamo (sp?) are drag queens who go on some road trip and...well thats where I stopped watching. If there was a god in heaven the stilleto heals wesley snipes was wearing would have popped out of the screeen and poked my eyes out so I would not have to watch another minute of that piece of crap.
 
Originally posted by Kassiopeia


I'll drink to that. ST 1 wasn't too bright, I admit, my friend called it "jumping around in pyjamas", a very accurate description IMO. One could use the simple rule here; if the movie's number is even, it's good if the number is odd, it's hidious (3 being the exception to the rule).

What about STVII Generations I thought it was pretty good. But STIX Insurrection was not great so that supports your rule. Also by that logic STX Nemisis is going to be good.
 
Originally posted by Whiskey Priest
By far the worst movie ever made was:

To Wong Foo: with Love, Julie Newmar

Patrick Swayze, Wesley Snipes and John Leguizamo...

Hold it right there!

Any movie with that spaz Leguaiazazazmoeo should be instantly nominated for worst movie ever.
 
'The Long Kiss Goodnite' with Geena Davis.

Horrible. Asolutely horrible.

"Die screaming mother f*cker! Ach, ach, ach ach!"
 
I thought Star Trek I was the worst, most boring movie ever but I voted for Look Who's Talking because that was horriffic. All movies (and TV shows except for Family Guy) with talking babies should rot in Hell.

I don't remember what the plot of Star Trek V was. Is that the "Undiscovered Country" or was that VI? Or is it the one where Kirk goes back to Earth to save a whale? If it was the second one I will agree since that was just dumb, but I actually liked most of the Star Trek movies except for the first and the one with the whales.
 
I liked Star Trek V.
:sheep:

Fright Night is a classic, I can't believe anyone would mention it in this thread!

Worst movie of all time: Intersection, "starring" Richard Gere and Sharon Stone.
The new POTA would be up there, but the makeup effects were so awesome...the script/acting just sucked ballz
 
Originally posted by Genuis
I thought Star Trek I was the worst, most boring movie ever but I voted for Look Who's Talking because that was horriffic. All movies (and TV shows except for Family Guy) with talking babies should rot in Hell.

I don't remember what the plot of Star Trek V was. Is that the "Undiscovered Country" or was that VI? Or is it the one where Kirk goes back to Earth to save a whale? If it was the second one I will agree since that was just dumb, but I actually liked most of the Star Trek movies except for the first and the one with the whales.

STV was the Final Frontier. It was the one with Sybok and the traveling to the galactic core

STIV was the Voyage Home that's the one with the wales

STVI was the Undiscovered Country the one with the Klingons
 
Oh yeah! Star Trek V wasn't such an awful movie, just a little bit boring...

I actually think I own that video. I will have to dig that out and watch it again to see if it is really as bad as you all say it is.

I still think Star Wars owns Star Trek... I am starting a thread about this, see ya there. This could be the nastiest debate since evolution vs. creation.
 
Robin Hood- Men in tights.

Rubbish- sheer rrrubish! A wicked waste of 1 and 6!.

Before he did "Lord of the Rings" Peter Jackson made a little movie called "Bad Taste".

It was kind of like a forerunner of "Men in Black" except that this was the New Zealand government's organization charged with countering an alien invasion. It title is very apt, but it has few funny points. I got a chuckle out of their code word (code phrase?) to indicate that aliens had invaded- "The b**tards have landed"
 
Originally posted by Hamlet
Dude where's my car

Yes! One of the worst movies I have ever seen. And all my idiot friends liked it.
 
Modified poll options and changed one user's vote. Need anything else? :D

As to some of the movies listed. I enjoyed Dude Where's My Car, Too Wong Foo..., Long Kiss, and I wnjoyed most of Pauly Shore's movies. :p

I think I too will vote for Superloser 4.
Edit: MY choice would have to go for the horrible movie that is: The Muse. I scared my wife because as soon as we finished watchign that movie (I bought it for 5 bucks) I broke the tape in half and placed it back in the video sheeve....to save anyone else from having to watch the particular copy of it. I am choosing other b/c of this.
 
'Robin Hood: Men In Tights' was funny!
'Dude, Wheres my car?' was stupid and very little funny, but it certainly not worst movie ever.
 
As a testament to how poor this movie really is, I would guess that very few people have actually even seen "FREDDIE GOT FINGERED" with Tom Green.

Watching the commercials on TV would make me leave the room.

I think it swept the Raspberry Awards - which is like the Oscars for the worst performances and so forth.

I'm glad that I've not been subjected to the movie. What what I've heard about it and seen in scenes I can't imagine anything more hideous.

Am I allowed to vote for a movie without actually seeing it?
 
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