amadeus
Bishop of Bio-Dome
No way! I'm keeping the Civ2 partisan. I started with him, and I'll ...well, probably end with him (despite the fact that for a short while, I used a modified Civ2 carrier)
You are the dictator of the world!
- Thread starter amadeus
- Start date
No way! I'm keeping the Civ2 partisan. I started with him, and I'll ...well, probably end with him (despite the fact that for a short while, I used a modified Civ2 carrier)
G-Man
A One Man's War
I'll bring modern agriculture to Africa and the poor areas of Asia and s America, take all the lands and redistribute them to the few that will learn how to develop them properly. Then I'll take the rest and use them as cheap labor for the rest of my projects. I'll ofcource start by taking over Mars and building myself a grand castle on the moon (which will have a special perimiter for the lucky woman that'll fill up the strict age, weight, height, sexual liberality and perfectionism of the body demands). I'll also send a search party to the dark side of the moon in order to meet the 70s pink floyd and bring them to me for entetainment. Beneath my palace I'll have the regular prison cells and torture devices which will be used on people I might dislike (ofcource after being tested on the CFC members that wouldn't put me in their rulling elite).
After taking care of myself I'll take care of the rest of these so-called humans. I'll start growing food in space and improve the education systems. Human cheap labor will soon be replaced by robots, machines and inslaved rebels.
I'll then lead the humans to victory over the aliens of venus (and you thought they came from mars...), and then build a huge vacuum cleaner and clean that planet from all this anoying dust. I'll use it's vast areas in order to populate humans and ensure the earth won't over populate itself.
Then I'll die of old age, my kingdom will fall apart and humans will start a nuclear ar that'll finish them off.
After taking care of myself I'll take care of the rest of these so-called humans. I'll start growing food in space and improve the education systems. Human cheap labor will soon be replaced by robots, machines and inslaved rebels.
I'll then lead the humans to victory over the aliens of venus (and you thought they came from mars...), and then build a huge vacuum cleaner and clean that planet from all this anoying dust. I'll use it's vast areas in order to populate humans and ensure the earth won't over populate itself.
Then I'll die of old age, my kingdom will fall apart and humans will start a nuclear ar that'll finish them off.
Ludovit
ill-minded
I'd order everyone to commit suicide under threat of death punishment. Everyone, who's stupid enough to do anythong I tell him/her, would die and world would be much happier.
But, on the other side, everyone who would refuse, is potential usurper of my throne, so I'd kill him/her. Then I'd be all alone in this world. That's sad. Well, I wouldn't be a good dictator of the world. To prevent destruction, I'd probably kill myself first.:suicide:
Hell, I'm stupid.
But, on the other side, everyone who would refuse, is potential usurper of my throne, so I'd kill him/her. Then I'd be all alone in this world. That's sad. Well, I wouldn't be a good dictator of the world. To prevent destruction, I'd probably kill myself first.:suicide:
Hell, I'm stupid.
CurtSibling
ENEMY ACE™
- Joined
- Aug 31, 2001
- Messages
- 29,455
Originally posted by Ohwell
Boohoo nobody put me on their list
OK.
You are now on my empire's 'to be executed' list!
Don't say I'm not generous!
CurtSibling
ENEMY ACE™
- Joined
- Aug 31, 2001
- Messages
- 29,455
Originally posted by Mikoyan
I would turn my eyes toward space, and strive to create a Termight-like fascist empire. Without warlocks, Aliens and robots pestering me, of course.
Be Pure! Be Viligant! Behave!
I like it!
Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
The program has been outlined on numerous previous occasions. (institute evil fascism, gather young pageboys to one's service, etc, etc.) Apply to the local office of the Directorate of Spoons for a brochure.
Thank you for the thoughts regarding nuclear missiles, Perfection, but can't you think of anything more...appropriate?
Some appointments then; some provisional, others set in stone:
Knowltok2 - Minister for Women and Other Alien Races
floppa21 - Supermod, Minister for Special Affairs, 1st Undersecretary of Spoons
Insurgent - Regent of Denmark, Special Advisor on Certain Affairs.
Curt - Regent of Scotland, Minister for Older Aircraft
nixon - Manager of the Watergate Hotel, 2nd Undersecretary of Spoons, Evil Fascist Party Undersecretary for a North American area
andycapp - Regent of Victoria, Persecutor of Designated Football Clubs
rmsharpe - Minister for Reaganomics, Director of the Antarctic Institute for the Study of Ni.
Becka - Minister for Staying as Far away as Possible From Me; Definitely out of Frying Pan Range.
Others to be announced as one sees fit.
Thank you for the thoughts regarding nuclear missiles, Perfection, but can't you think of anything more...appropriate?
Some appointments then; some provisional, others set in stone:
Knowltok2 - Minister for Women and Other Alien Races
floppa21 - Supermod, Minister for Special Affairs, 1st Undersecretary of Spoons
Insurgent - Regent of Denmark, Special Advisor on Certain Affairs.
Curt - Regent of Scotland, Minister for Older Aircraft
nixon - Manager of the Watergate Hotel, 2nd Undersecretary of Spoons, Evil Fascist Party Undersecretary for a North American area
andycapp - Regent of Victoria, Persecutor of Designated Football Clubs
rmsharpe - Minister for Reaganomics, Director of the Antarctic Institute for the Study of Ni.
Becka - Minister for Staying as Far away as Possible From Me; Definitely out of Frying Pan Range.
Others to be announced as one sees fit.
Obssesed Nuker
Resident Nuclear Launcher
I would have a strict and enforced rule. Anybody who even mutters 1 bad word about me would be shot on sight.
Indeed poignant appointments, Simon. 
But there's one minor thing, though.
One hereby sets forth the propositition that one is appointed Evil Director of Battleship Construction for the Evil Navy North America, and Director of Deep Throat Manhunt Commission.
Two humble desires, do consider it, sire. 
But there's one minor thing, though.
One hereby sets forth the propositition that one is appointed Evil Director of Battleship Construction for the Evil Navy North America, and Director of Deep Throat Manhunt Commission.
Two humble desires, do consider it, sire.
Ohwell
Deity
I am honored to be that much of a threat to your regime! :slay:
Perfection
The Great Head.
Can I be the minister of all things digital?Originally posted by Simon Darkshade
The program has been outlined on numerous previous occasions. (institute evil fascism, gather young pageboys to one's service, etc, etc.) Apply to the local office of the Directorate of Spoons for a brochure.
Thank you for the thoughts regarding nuclear missiles, Perfection, but can't you think of anything more...appropriate?
Some appointments then; some provisional, others set in stone:
Knowltok2 - Minister for Women and Other Alien Races
floppa21 - Supermod, Minister for Special Affairs, 1st Undersecretary of Spoons
Insurgent - Regent of Denmark, Special Advisor on Certain Affairs.
Curt - Regent of Scotland, Minister for Older Aircraft
nixon - Manager of the Watergate Hotel, 2nd Undersecretary of Spoons, Evil Fascist Party Undersecretary for a North American area
andycapp - Regent of Victoria, Persecutor of Designated Football Clubs
rmsharpe - Minister for Reaganomics, Director of the Antarctic Institute for the Study of Ni.
Becka - Minister for Staying as Far away as Possible From Me; Definitely out of Frying Pan Range.
Others to be announced as one sees fit.
duke o' york
It don't mean a thing....
Yeah Darkshade, give Perfection the top job at the Department for Thumbscrews.
gr8ful wes
Deity
I would sleep in a lot, and fish more.
Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
No, he has been appointed Chief Distributor of Tinned Spiced Ham for the Rations Board. He will of course get a chorus of Vikings.
And as for you, Your Grace, what tickles your fancy?
Nixon: Your first nomination will be considered, and your second granted immediately. You are hereby appointed Head of Exploratory Throat and Tracheal Surgery at Spong General Hospital.
Switch625
I don't care.
I would humbly request of the Great and Powerful Darkshade some sort of managerial position in the Ministry of Women and Other Alien Races. Something in Quality Control would be nice. 
Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
Originally posted by Switch625
I would humbly request of the Great and Powerful Darkshade some sort of managerial position in the Ministry of Women and Other Alien Races. Something in Quality Control would be nice.
If you like. Clear it with the Minister; he manages the affairs there - I keep myself well out of that type of thing.
Perfection
The Great Head.
Can I supply turkey spam too?Originally posted by Simon Darkshade
No, he has been appointed Chief Distributor of Tinned Spiced Ham for the Rations Board. He will of course get a chorus of Vikings.
Sultan Bhargash
Trickster Reincarnated
I would form walking groups of 1,000 people in each region that has nuclear weapons and I would have them watch as the nuclear weapons were dismantled.
I would outlaw all uses of petroleum that were not for mass transit (phasing in good mass transit in those parts of the world ie the United States that didnt have it).
I would institute a mandatory curriculum for everywhere in the world that included English language learning (so we were all on the same page) comparative religion and culture (so we could understand the differences between people) agriculture/home economics (so everyone could be self supporting) and then what higher topics interested the individual.
I would deprivatize cable television and make the full spectrum of tv of all regions and nations available to everyone free as the "circus" to my agricultural bread. No more paying to watch your old home football team.
I would set a uniform currency, pay scale, and labor laws giving corporations nowhere to hide their misdeeds.
I would legalize marijuana, phase out tobacco, shut down illegal arms trade, take guns out of the cold dead hands of gun freaks and terrorists, reveal EVERYTHING that every current government is hiding from their citizens.
Religions would have no temporal power anywhere - not the Taliban, and not its American counterpart the Christian Right, and not the Pope.
I would introduce massive enticements in the form of tax breaks etc. for people who underwent voluntary sterilization before ever having children. I would plant a new religious ethic called "condom virginity" whereby you are still are virgin if you use condoms until you are married and reward those who admit they are not going to be good parents or who restrict their human pollution to one child that they can invest the proper amount of time in.
I would force Firaxis to work around the clock till they had a proper scenario editor and then it would be made available as a free download.
I'll tell you more of what I would do if there is any popular call for it.
I would outlaw all uses of petroleum that were not for mass transit (phasing in good mass transit in those parts of the world ie the United States that didnt have it).
I would institute a mandatory curriculum for everywhere in the world that included English language learning (so we were all on the same page) comparative religion and culture (so we could understand the differences between people) agriculture/home economics (so everyone could be self supporting) and then what higher topics interested the individual.
I would deprivatize cable television and make the full spectrum of tv of all regions and nations available to everyone free as the "circus" to my agricultural bread. No more paying to watch your old home football team.
I would set a uniform currency, pay scale, and labor laws giving corporations nowhere to hide their misdeeds.
I would legalize marijuana, phase out tobacco, shut down illegal arms trade, take guns out of the cold dead hands of gun freaks and terrorists, reveal EVERYTHING that every current government is hiding from their citizens.
Religions would have no temporal power anywhere - not the Taliban, and not its American counterpart the Christian Right, and not the Pope.
I would introduce massive enticements in the form of tax breaks etc. for people who underwent voluntary sterilization before ever having children. I would plant a new religious ethic called "condom virginity" whereby you are still are virgin if you use condoms until you are married and reward those who admit they are not going to be good parents or who restrict their human pollution to one child that they can invest the proper amount of time in.
I would force Firaxis to work around the clock till they had a proper scenario editor and then it would be made available as a free download.
I'll tell you more of what I would do if there is any popular call for it.
I would eat a lot of cheese. After doing that, I would have one million slaves construct the following using only toothpicks and other small utensils:
-a golden statue of myself
-my personal yacht, which I will never use
-my personal mansion and headquarters, made of chocolate, and
-a supercomputer that can do anything in under 3 seconds.
And I would invent a new language that is incredibly, rediculously, and astoundingly complicated, and force everyone to speak it. I however would continue speaking English, which everyone should also know. Anyone who fails to know both languages will be added to the list of one million slaves constructing the above four things using only toothpicks and other small utensils.
-a golden statue of myself
-my personal yacht, which I will never use
-my personal mansion and headquarters, made of chocolate, and
-a supercomputer that can do anything in under 3 seconds.
And I would invent a new language that is incredibly, rediculously, and astoundingly complicated, and force everyone to speak it. I however would continue speaking English, which everyone should also know. Anyone who fails to know both languages will be added to the list of one million slaves constructing the above four things using only toothpicks and other small utensils.
Similar threads
