Your favorite Oxymoron

[Oruc]

A reporter once asked Gandhi, "What's your opinion of Western civilization?"
Gandhi replied, "I think it would be a very good idea."

i dont get it

 

[Serutan]

Corporate responsiblity.

 

[amadeus]

Libertarian socialist.

 

[classical_hero]

Here are some of my favourites.

BOY BANDS WITH INSTRUMENTS
CARDINAL SIN
CLASSIC ROCK & ROLL
CURVED LINE
DEFINITELY MAYBE - I added the "ly". I use this one alot
ETHIOPIAN FOOD
FAT-FREE CREAM
FAT-FREE ICE CREAM
FEMALE LOGIC - Who can understand them
FRENCH SHAVING CREAM (FOR WOMEN)
GAY RIGHTS
GIRL SCOUT NUTS
HONEST CROOK
HONEST LAWYER
HONEST POLITICIAN
HUMAN EVOLUTION
LOVE AFFAIR
LOW FAT
PLAYER PIANO
REAGAN MEMOIRS
REALITY TV
UNBIASED JOURNALISM
UNBIASED NEWS REPORT
UNBIASED OPINION
VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL
VEGGIE BURGER

They are all very funny, but some wil get me into trouble.
Here's one that I thought of. Labor Party

 

[punkbass2000]

Jersey rock

 

[Steph]

Anarchist federation

 

[cidknee]

still my favorite one( being an x soldier is ) military intelligence!

 

[Serutan]

And in the USA, "personal responsibility"

 

[rbis4rbb]

Republican "Moral Values" comes to mind . .

 

[YNCS]

Jumbo shrimp.

 

[Hygro]

Swift Boat Veterans for Truth anyone?

Group Think.

Group Think literally is an oxymoron, but I have a feeling what you intend is not. Try this fun book:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/A...6/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/102-4229482-0428109

 

[amadeus]

"Clinton marriage."

 

[The Last Conformist]

CURVED LINE

There's nothing oxymoronic with a curved line.

 

[LouLong]

Military Intelligence (once again it seems).

And I know what I am speaking about, I worked with them for a year.

 

[Cilpot]

i dont get it

Gandhi means that 'Western Civilization' is an oxlymoron.

 

[A'AbarachAmadan]

Compassionate Conservative
Rational Liberal

 

[WickedSmurf]

Norwegian football (edit: and spelling )
Finnish ice hockey

 

[The Last Conformist]

(Would people please learn to spell Gandhi correctly?)

 

[Ayatollah So]

A news item I heard a while back, summary taken from this website

A teenaged gang robbed a vet's office looking for the heroin-like painkiller Oxycontin. Instead they stole Oxytocin, which is used to induce childbirth. This little drug also has another quirky little affect on men, it causes them to lactate. The actual drug they were looking for, Oxycontin, has been linked to several deaths, and is considered a major health problem in several parts of the country. According to Sergeant Eddie Moore, of the Hamilton County (Indiana) Sheriff's Department, these brainiacs also took nitrous oxide, or laughing gas, from another facility. The youths were arrested and charged with burglary and theft.

You'll never guess what the Sheriff called these guys...

 

[Hygro]

what did he call them?