Zards Dictatorship
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Zardnaar
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That is depending on which CIV !!
We're talking about 3 right?
AdamCrock
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Okay let's see if I remember ! (In Civ 1 a free granary, In Civ 2 a free government switches, I haven't playerd that much of Civ 3, In Civ 4 free government switches but AFAIK it was in the government tree only , In Civ 5 : 2 free workers and a +25% work speed bonus and in Civ 6
Heck what was it in Civ 6 ?!) Heck You can call me a tribble !
Zardnaar
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Okay let's see if I remember ! (In Civ 1 a free granary, In Civ 2 a free government switches, I haven't playerd that much of Civ 3, In Civ 4 free government switches but AFAIK it was in the government tree only , In Civ 5 : 2 free workers and a +25% work speed bonus and in Civ 6
I didn't play Civ V and VI, UV didn't do much for me and at the time I started EUIII.
Intel report. Nothing found in the bottom of the first can of Zatecky.
However I did discover there's a lot of Germans in Berlin!!!.
AdamCrock
Polish Pirate
Move our forces to attack Berlin ! Still we have to find out what is on the bottom of that bottle ! Double the search ! I want parties in two's ! Two woman, two man and one cat ! Proceed Lieutenant !
Zardnaar
Deity
Move our forces to attack Berlin ! Still we have to find out what is on the bottom of that bottle ! Double the search ! I want parties in two's ! Two woman, two man and one cat ! Proceed Lieutenant !
I want me and 4 cats.
AdamCrock
Polish Pirate
Fortunately for You're bad equipped party I've got some spare beer ... I admire Your courage Lieutenant ! 4 cats it is ! Now get me this fluctuations on ridge 4 ! I think the enemy have trenches there ! I need also a full air report ! I want 10 Bf109's and 5 He'100's !! over the sector 5 now !
I admire Your courage Lieutenant ! 4 cats it is ! Now get me this fluctuations on ridge 4 ! I think the enemy have trenches there ! I need also a full air report ! I want 10 Bf109's and 5 He'100's !! over the sector 5 now !
Zardnaar
Deity
Fortunately for You're bad equipped party I've got some spare beer ...
NZ we don't have fancy planes. We can do 10 paper planes and 5 cows at number 5 Shortland Street.
AdamCrock
Polish Pirate
That will have to do ! HIgh command, Marshall Zhukov ordered full assault now ! I am sorry Lieutenant , strike hard and strike fast ! By the order of Stalin we have got to be in Berlin first , no matter the casualties ! Command out .... !
And They were ...
Raichstag taken before "Allies"
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Zardnaar
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AdamCrock
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I do indeed **** love Maori songs !! They are Pacific tribes is that right ? We are too much self absorbet and stupid to acknowledge the Maori I think. Well the thing is I am a rather native European douche 
I'll rather have a beer or (2-10) than have an encounter with an Aborigen (or mabe a war or two and than to peace again ? **** I do not know how to proceed with those tribals ... ?! (see the civilization taint in there ?) You'd rather make war only to understad ? Fortunately I am not that stupid, unfortunately Trump is ..... making America "great" as we speak....
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I'll rather have a beer or (2-10) than have an encounter with an Aborigen (or mabe a war or two and than to peace again ? **** I do not know how to proceed with those tribals ... ?! (see the civilization taint in there ?) You'd rather make war only to understad ? Fortunately I am not that stupid, unfortunately Trump is ..... making America "great" as we speak....Moderator Action: Don't evade the auto-censor in future. Further breaches will be infracted. ~ Arakhor
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Zardnaar
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I do indeed **** love Maori songs !! They are Pacific tribes is that right ? We are too much self absorbet and stupid to acknowledge the Maori I think. Well the thing is I am a rather native European douche
Yeah they are a Polynesian grouo. Lots of tribes they're called Iwi.
PPQ_Purple
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All I am willing to divulge is that I am from the same general continental mass.
Also, I forgot to add that I would be doing some pretty basic corruption stuff like giving out political favors in exchange for recreational mating and rewarding people who report.
As in, everyone convicted of treason gets sent to the grave. His property is confiscated by the state and his immediate family (siblings, spouse, children etc.) are enslaved. Anyone who contributed to the conviction by providing evidence or testimony gets a share of that loot based on the extent of his contribution. Like your neighbors daughter? She don't like you? Well you better get friendly with her father a lot. Maybe he'll say something he shouldn't.
Zardnaar
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Special operation agent dink and doink we'll get on it. I sure some bar will divulge the information.
I need a new head of state, used to a Queen. For CFCers wonder if Emzie wants the job.
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Just as long as you are ok with oppression, repression, death and denial I promise you service with a smile.
- Evil Purple Box, 2020
Zardnaar
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Sounds like high school.
PPQ_Purple
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Only with more involuntary recreational mating. As I would legitimately make it legal to set prices and demand it as payment making unreproductive mating into a de facto second currency.
Also, it counts as consent if you give them a choice between that and bad things(TM), right? Like they get a free choice in the matter. I ain't forcing their hand or anything.
Zardnaar
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As I said sounds like high school.
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Your high school was way more fun than mine than.
Zardnaar
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Not really it was violent, that down had 4 feats in 3 years from the students, sexual assault in the boarders hostel and toilets, gay bashing, assaults that broke bones and skulls resulting in brain damage, nervous breakdowns, goldfish stapled to black boards, defenestration's.
