Zimmerman Embraces the Sweet Science

[BvBPL]

Circle March 1st on your calendar because George Zimmerman plans to enter the squared circle and engage in pugilism for your entertainment!

Zimmerman has plans to have a pay-per-view match against opponents presently unnamed. The card is as yet unsettled, but Zimmerman states he would like to take on "Papa Smurf, the Easter Bunny and maybe the Michelin Man."

So start planning your parties now for Zimmerman versus the World!

Note: While Queensberry rules do not explicitly ban the use of firearms, it is somewhat difficult to operate triggers while wearing the required gloves.

 

[Daird]

Please tell me this is a joke.

 

[JollyRoger]

Is there a stand your ground rule for his benefit?

 

[Formaldehyde]

"Boxing isn't new to me. It's something I had picked up well before the incident, and it's something that I liked, I enjoyed," Zimmerman told Radar Online.

So much for the preposterous defense claims to the contrary. And just look at his perfect record against women and old men.

 

[peter grimes]

Formaldehyde, you MUST try to enter this! How awesome would it be if OT managed to field a representative an an actual Zimmerman fisticuffs!

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

I hope we will get as detailed and informative and non-speculative after match analyses by experts in the field, as we had here after his last fight.

 

[JollyRoger]

I hope the other fighter is wise enough not to be niggardly with his skittles.

 

[Formaldehyde]

Formaldehyde, you MUST try to enter this! How awesome would it be if OT managed to field a representative an an actual Zimmerman fisticuffs!

Nah. The black perspective would be far more entertaining.

So far one high-profile taker has stepped forward: rapper The Game.

"I would not be boxing for me. I'd be boxing for the legacy of Trayvon Martin and for his family," the rapper told TMZ, adding "it's legal, and I want to show him you can solve your disputes without a weapon."

Let's here it for using non-weapon violence to resolve problems.

He even comes replete with a hoodie:

And just look at how he wants to mess with the waistband of his pants...

 

[peter grimes]

Nah. The black perspective would be far more entertaining.
...
He even comes replete with a hoodie

I have a hoodie, and I see things in black and white. Not sure what to think about this

 

[Archbob]

Can I challenge him to Mortal Kombat? I have a Scorpian costume. I'm not sure who he'd be though?

 

[Formaldehyde]

I have a hoodie, and I see things in black and white. Not sure what to think about this

You might want to think twice about vacationing in central Florida.

 

[Borachio]

Link to video.

No way did Luis deserve to lose.

 

[Antilogic]

The commentary on that chess game was awful.

And here's to hoping that Zimmy goes up against a real professional heavyweight.

 

[BvBPL]

Is Uwe Boll free for this?

 

[Antilogic]

Can Mike Tyson come out of retirement?

Nah, then the match might be too short.

 

[BvBPL]

Can Mike Tyson come out of retirement?

Tyson was going to coach Zimmerman, but it turns out Tyson has become quite verbose. Zimmerman skipped him 'cause Tyson was chewing his ear off all the time.

 

[Antilogic]

Good one!

 

[KmDubya]

Zimmerman is being trained by Steven Seagal and is in discussion with several networks about a reality TV show "Stand your Ground with Zimmerman"

The rumored Zimmerman sex tape will also premiere at this years Sundance Film Festival in Park City.

 

[Aroddo]

I thought Zimmerman is an artist now. O_O

 

[Mouthwash]

Good one!

I don't get it.