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Nylan
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knigh+
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Sorry for the OOC post, but I think it is parallel to the spirit of this NES 
There was a time when Turkish filmmakers remade famous American science fiction movies into things that defy all adjectives in all languages. Here are some detailed reviews of such movies written by (I suppose) an American. But before reading these say goodbye to loved ones, because you will die of laughter.
Star Wars
Star Trek
E.T.
Wizard of Oz
Exorcist
There was a time when Turkish filmmakers remade famous American science fiction movies into things that defy all adjectives in all languages. Here are some detailed reviews of such movies written by (I suppose) an American. But before reading these say goodbye to loved ones, because you will die of laughter.
Star Wars
Star Trek
E.T.
Wizard of Oz
Exorcist
Daftpanzer
canonically ambiguous
OK, update will come soon.
BTW, nice stories @iggy and abaddon!
@Nylan, im on 56K and need to update flash plugin or something so i havent seen the clip
@Knigh+, those are some funny links
BTW, nice stories @iggy and abaddon!
@Nylan, im on 56K and need to update flash plugin or something so i havent seen the clip
@Knigh+, those are some funny links
knigh+
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I have been very busy lately, so I couldn't write a story although I had what to write in mind since last turn.
@Squirrels: We found some asteroids rich in minerals. We can mine them together if you'd like. PS. we don't know what to do with them and hoping to learn what you do with minerals.
@Zombies: Have you tried your own brains?
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Here are orders
(since there are no solid game mechanics, I am writing a bunch of stuff without knowing what can be accomplished in a single turn. So please process them in the order they are written and stop and ignore the rest when you decide it is enough for one turn):
- Send both exploration blobs to the next unexplored planets (C and 21).
- Try various processes on junk acquired from the squirrels, to improve weapons that can harm solid matter (by which I mean zombie ships).
- Produce the first "battlegoo" (i.e. warship. Ooze held together by mindpower - like the exploration blobs. But it can shoot 1-corrosive slime to eat away enemy hull, 2-opaque-sticky slime to stick to enemy viewports, from the tips of extensible pseudopods to give better firing angles. Might look like a cross btw an amoeba and an octopus)
- Set up the Global Globule System for planetary defense of Cerebrum, possibly shooting globules of slime of the types used by battlegoo.
- Have the contemplators (researchers) start contemplating on new types of slime and ooze (smart-slime, strand-slime, replicative ooze for oozoforming), that are among a heap of ideas from the philosophers. I'll detail these later, hopefully in stories.
- Commission more concentrators (industry)
@Squirrels: We found some asteroids rich in minerals. We can mine them together if you'd like. PS. we don't know what to do with them and hoping to learn what you do with minerals.
@Zombies: Have you tried your own brains?
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Here are orders
(since there are no solid game mechanics, I am writing a bunch of stuff without knowing what can be accomplished in a single turn. So please process them in the order they are written and stop and ignore the rest when you decide it is enough for one turn):
- Send both exploration blobs to the next unexplored planets (C and 21).
- Try various processes on junk acquired from the squirrels, to improve weapons that can harm solid matter (by which I mean zombie ships).
- Produce the first "battlegoo" (i.e. warship. Ooze held together by mindpower - like the exploration blobs. But it can shoot 1-corrosive slime to eat away enemy hull, 2-opaque-sticky slime to stick to enemy viewports, from the tips of extensible pseudopods to give better firing angles. Might look like a cross btw an amoeba and an octopus)
- Set up the Global Globule System for planetary defense of Cerebrum, possibly shooting globules of slime of the types used by battlegoo.
- Have the contemplators (researchers) start contemplating on new types of slime and ooze (smart-slime, strand-slime, replicative ooze for oozoforming), that are among a heap of ideas from the philosophers. I'll detail these later, hopefully in stories.
- Commission more concentrators (industry)
Nylan
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OK, update will come soon.
BTW, nice stories @iggy and abaddon!
@Nylan, im on 56K and need to update flash plugin or something so i havent seen the clip
@Knigh+, those are some funny links
Ever seen Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure?
If not, just imagine a couple of morons rocking out on guitars they have no idea how to play and wishing they were rock stars.
Like I said, it's everyday life.
Nylan
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Metal Head Orders:
Use your imagination
EDIT: Within semi-rational, keep doing what I'm already doing, bounds
Use your imagination
EDIT: Within semi-rational, keep doing what I'm already doing, bounds
OK, update will come soon.
BTW, nice stories @iggy and abaddon!
@Nylan, im on 56K and need to update flash plugin or something so i havent seen the clip
@Knigh+, those are some funny links
Remember to use my last turn orders
JosefStalinator
Я буду снова здесь
Nylan
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So that's what's wrong with us....
Heh, forget the replentishing thing tho. We're just aloooooong for the riiiiiiiide......
Silver Steak
The Ghost of SS
Subscribing...
Symphony D.
Deity
Retroactive deletion.
Daftpanzer
canonically ambiguous
Please excuse the lameness of this. Didn’t have much time, and spent most of what I had on fiddling about with the map And add a general lack of sleep.
Update 5:
Political: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The entire zombie race took to deep space and abandoned its planets. A second ‘black fleet’ was formed.
Using the M.I.C.E device, the Moocataclopse achieved full control over Mewtonia.
The Obesians added extra addicition-forming-and-brain-chemistry-altering algae to their food products. They also found new chemicals which prevented disease in customers, while at the same time making them even more overweight and lethargic. Profits were soaring. This funded the building of new planetoid-sized ships. There were even rumours of planet-destroying weapons…
Explorations / Colonisations: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Duanab sperm bombs were joyfully ejected into deep space, seeking fertile new homes. But they didn’t have much luck. They found a rock world, where it was hard to dig into the ground. They also landed on Inferno Death World. Although abandoned by the zombies, the conditions there were still a little too harsh for non-dead things.
The Penguins colonised ‘Haakzone’, a very pleasant world of unspoilt wilderness.
The Brains found the planet ‘dustball’, which was dusty, and not very exciting. They also found a jungle world full of primitive humanoid peoples, who began to worship the Brains as gods.
The Obesians found a frozen planet which was imaginatively named ‘Frozen Nuts’. There was little in the way of resources to be found here. Giant psychic polar bears roamed the surface.
The Loaches flooded a mineral-rich world and began mining operations there.
Battles: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The rockers continued to battle on industrial world. The native peoples learnt the secret of using loud techno music to disrupt the Killbots. Chaotic fighting continued. But the Rockers seem to have the upper hand, with help from the mind-controlled space hydra and huge numbers of starships.
The Penguins gathered a huge fleet and invaded Nebula #1, but there were no martians to be seen. The Angelic/Yaggisal Protectorate of Terra remained shrouded in mystery. There were rumours of a great armada of ships, but nobody had ever seen any of their race.
The penguins made contact with their Antarctic bases still existing on earth. They sent more ships to bombard the surface of mars. There has been no reply yet.
The zombies blasted their way through Flying Squirrel territory. Bill’s Revenge and Capello Prime were devastated. Billions of flying squirrels were captured and had their brains eaten. But the zombies also took losses.
By the time the zombies arrived at Cerebrum, their final goal, they were too weak to capture the planet. The Brains had improved their defences and now had their own ‘battlegoo’ warships. The Squirrels UFO fleet also kept fighting the zombies, in order to seek revenge for their people. For now the zombie attack has stalled, the giant juicy brains tantalisingly close…
Meanwhile, the second zombie fleet arrived at Nice Happy World. The anarchist hamsters are now trying to negotiate.
Arrivals/Departures: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Leprachaun empire phased into reality, taking over the formerly-zombie-owned crystal world.
After decades of quiet meditation in their asteroid belt outpost, the Black Meese achieved a transcendent level of consciousness and phased out of reality. They left behind their spaceship, the Hooved Avenger, which fell into Leprachaun hands and was rebuilt as the flagship OMGx3.
NPC Diplo:------------------------------------------
From: the Heavenly Space Hamster Anarchy of Nice Happy World
To: the Zombie Apocalypse Empire
Don’t eat our brains. Our brains bad. You find good brains in other places. Ok? Please?
And add a general lack of sleep.Update 5:
Political: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The entire zombie race took to deep space and abandoned its planets. A second ‘black fleet’ was formed.
Using the M.I.C.E device, the Moocataclopse achieved full control over Mewtonia.
The Obesians added extra addicition-forming-and-brain-chemistry-altering algae to their food products. They also found new chemicals which prevented disease in customers, while at the same time making them even more overweight and lethargic. Profits were soaring. This funded the building of new planetoid-sized ships. There were even rumours of planet-destroying weapons…
Explorations / Colonisations: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Duanab sperm bombs were joyfully ejected into deep space, seeking fertile new homes. But they didn’t have much luck. They found a rock world, where it was hard to dig into the ground. They also landed on Inferno Death World. Although abandoned by the zombies, the conditions there were still a little too harsh for non-dead things.
The Penguins colonised ‘Haakzone’, a very pleasant world of unspoilt wilderness.
The Brains found the planet ‘dustball’, which was dusty, and not very exciting. They also found a jungle world full of primitive humanoid peoples, who began to worship the Brains as gods.
The Obesians found a frozen planet which was imaginatively named ‘Frozen Nuts’. There was little in the way of resources to be found here. Giant psychic polar bears roamed the surface.
The Loaches flooded a mineral-rich world and began mining operations there.
Battles: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The rockers continued to battle on industrial world. The native peoples learnt the secret of using loud techno music to disrupt the Killbots. Chaotic fighting continued. But the Rockers seem to have the upper hand, with help from the mind-controlled space hydra and huge numbers of starships.
The Penguins gathered a huge fleet and invaded Nebula #1, but there were no martians to be seen. The Angelic/Yaggisal Protectorate of Terra remained shrouded in mystery. There were rumours of a great armada of ships, but nobody had ever seen any of their race.
The penguins made contact with their Antarctic bases still existing on earth. They sent more ships to bombard the surface of mars. There has been no reply yet.
The zombies blasted their way through Flying Squirrel territory. Bill’s Revenge and Capello Prime were devastated. Billions of flying squirrels were captured and had their brains eaten. But the zombies also took losses.
By the time the zombies arrived at Cerebrum, their final goal, they were too weak to capture the planet. The Brains had improved their defences and now had their own ‘battlegoo’ warships. The Squirrels UFO fleet also kept fighting the zombies, in order to seek revenge for their people. For now the zombie attack has stalled, the giant juicy brains tantalisingly close…
Meanwhile, the second zombie fleet arrived at Nice Happy World. The anarchist hamsters are now trying to negotiate.
Arrivals/Departures: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Leprachaun empire phased into reality, taking over the formerly-zombie-owned crystal world.
After decades of quiet meditation in their asteroid belt outpost, the Black Meese achieved a transcendent level of consciousness and phased out of reality. They left behind their spaceship, the Hooved Avenger, which fell into Leprachaun hands and was rebuilt as the flagship OMGx3.
NPC Diplo:------------------------------------------
From: the Heavenly Space Hamster Anarchy of Nice Happy World
To: the Zombie Apocalypse Empire
Don’t eat our brains. Our brains bad. You find good brains in other places. Ok? Please?
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Mischief?
OOC: hmm, and no sign of my people. strange...
