100 Cheesiest Jokes

[Tsunami23]

Start the list from Number 1........

 

[NewbieHere]

1. Ok, there was this guy who calls himself "Tsunami23", and he started a post called "100 Cheesiest Jokes", and guess what? This is the first one.

 

[Tsunami23]

2. Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!!!!!


I do not call myself Tsunami23, I AM Tsunami23

 

[Perfection]

3. What did the cheese say to the other cheese?

Cheese! (It was getting its picture taken)

 

[Gnarfflinger]

3. What did the cheese say to the other cheese?

Cheese! (It was getting its picture taken)

That's Gouda!

 

[Perfection]

4. Q. What do you call cheese that you don't own?

A. Nacho cheese!

 

[stratego]

5. A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender asked "Do you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?" The pirate replied "Yeearh, it's driving me nuts"

 

[Perfection]

6. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cheese!
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

 

[LLXerxes]

7.
Waddya get when you cross a guy and a jacket?
A guy in a jacke

 

[Perfection]

8. Q: Why is swiss cheese served at church?

A: Because it's holey!

 

[~Corsair#01~]

(You'll never get cheesier than this...)
DUCK!

 

[Amenhotep7]

10. What did Batman tell Robin before he they got into the Batmobile?

Get into the Batmobile, Robin!

 

[philippe]

an Guy walked into a bar and said ouch...

 

[Wolfe Tone]

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall

Dam

 

[Perfection]

12. Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

 

[The Omega]

13. Cheese!!!!!!!!!

 

[LLXerxes]

13. Yo moma so fat, she sat on a couch and she was fat.

 

[Tsunami23]

14. Yo mama is so stupid, she sat on a couch, and she was stupid.

 

[LLXerxes]

15-Yo moma so fat, she went bungie jumping off abirdge, and went straight to

 

[Tsunami23]

16. Yo moma is so stupid, she went bungie jumping off a bridge, but jumped off the wrong way.