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1000 Clues You Play Civ IV Too Much

Discussion in 'Civ4 - General Discussions' started by Eclipse-X010, Jun 30, 2008.

  1. Pisskop

    Pisskop Goblin Axeman

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    Cathy brings it on herself. Always settling my land, in every nook and crevice. . .

    Crafty wench actually isnt that hard to dislodge, except she grows like a weed.
     
  2. AdamCrock

    AdamCrock Polish Pudding

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    Cathy is best !, admit it infidel ! :crazyeye::king::aargh::jesus::banana::deadhorse::trouble::cowboy::lmao: .... ;)
     
  3. Pisskop

    Pisskop Goblin Axeman

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    If only Stalin was more economic. . . He's practical, but not friendly enough or economic.

    But I will prostate myself before her. At least until she grabs gunpowder.
     
  4. AdamCrock

    AdamCrock Polish Pudding

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    Well uncle Stalin is not my choice either, the rumor is he poisoned Lenin .... or so I've heared ;)

    edit: Well both in hell now nothing to cry about ... nothing to see here ... proceed with the screenshots please :D
     
  5. dalamb

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    You missed a crucial letter "r" in there.
     
  6. calibur

    calibur Prince

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    I'm not sure he did.
     
  7. Pangaea

    Pangaea Rock N Roller

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    Watching that video hurts :(

    Definitely a reference to it. Was a funny episode of Seinfeld where they referenced it too.
     
  8. Chingis

    Chingis Chieftain

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    1. the joke is that she spelled her name wrong
    2. now i want to slit your throat
     
  9. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    He will give her a prostaticular?
     
  10. Pisskop

    Pisskop Goblin Axeman

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    Guys... It IS a treaty in my pocket :mischief:
     
  11. Odin2006

    Odin2006 Apolytonian

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    We also have very low unemployment and very low housing prices. It's almost frightening how fast we are growing. The traffic has gotten horrible, though. 13th Ave. near the West Acres mall is a traffic jam during Rush Hour.
     
  12. Odin2006

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    We have been trying to build a dike improvement since the 1997 flood, but farmers have been throwing red tape in the way preventing the planned diversion around the city from being built! :lol:
     
  13. digitalcraft

    digitalcraft Warlord

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    Clearly you need to take them workers off the farms and put them in the mines. Maybe even a whipping or two for those angry citizens is in order.
     
  14. Lemon Merchant

    Lemon Merchant The Voice in Your Head Moderator

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    Replace the farms with cottages. You'll be rid of the red tape, and you'll have extra commerce to fund the dike. ;)
     
  15. Jouzou

    Jouzou Warlord

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    3046: After the recent scandal, you think that the horse tile should produce 1 extra food.
     
  16. Yudishtira

    Yudishtira Spiritual/Creative

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    3047: The term 'role-play' perplexes you - can it be that they claim to perceive a boundary where the game ends and something they call real-life takes over???!!!:scan:
     
  17. Pisskop

    Pisskop Goblin Axeman

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    3048: CIV is a real life simulator. I use its bounty to appaise my sociology teachers.
     
  18. gps

    gps King

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    3049: No, actually real life is a CIV simulator. Sadly they spoiled it with too much micro-management, overpowered nuclear plant meltdowns and bad global warming rules. So I am placing all my hopes on real life V for a bit more streamlined and less complex game play. I also hope for better grafics and less irationale female AI. And I want back stacks of doom...
     
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  20. Pangaea

    Pangaea Rock N Roller

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    3051: The US teched Printing Press, and then reaped the benefits...
     

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