1000 Clues You Play Civ IV Too Much

[CHEESE!]

2074. And that Mexico has just been spamming troops (Monty) so America's boxed in. Maya (Guatemala, etc) is Mex's vassal, and Inca is protected by a mountain at Panama, so neither Mexico nor America can attack it, due to a bug in the AI coding.

 

[Lemon Merchant]

2072) you played an all-nighter civ game to prepare for an upcoming moot court appearance for an international humanitarian law topic debate. and...you won both the game and the debate. true story?

2075: You played an all-nighter Civ game to prepare for an actual court appearance, and get DoWed by everybody.

- Both in the game, and in court.

 

[CHEESE!]

2076. You actually consider people 'Pleased', 'Friendly', 'Furious', etc. And when you are losing an argument, you consider people to be 'dogpiling you' (guilty!)

 

[katipunero]

2077. you use the words "dogpiled" and "dowed" in a casual conversation with a non-civ player friend in one sentence and you were surprised by his/her blank reaction.

@Lemon Merchant, oooh

 

[Saiko]

2078. You see a younger kid getting picked on at school, and you ask him to become your vassal.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

2078. You see a younger kid getting picked on at school, and you ask him to become your vassal.

2079. You see the school bully and ask him if you could become HIS vassal.

 

[CHEESE!]

2079. You see the school bully and ask him if you could become HIS vassal.

2080. But when he starts going to the gym, you break the deal, as he's grown too powerful for you.

 

[IAM]

2079. You see the school bully and ask him if you could become HIS vassal.

2081) You Cowboy up and either make him (her) your vassal or fight to the death. Don't be anybodies Bit... vassal.

 

[Raizer]

2082. You begin fights by saying "Your head would look good on the end of a pole."

 

[bestrfcplayer]

2080. But when he starts going to the gym, you break the deal, as he's grown too powerful for you.

You can't break the deal unless your at war.

 

[IAM]

2083) your favorite radio station is the Top 40 from 40 BC.

 

[Öjevind Lång]

2084) If you meet a woman who says she's a Buddhist, you ask: "Are you Spanish, then?"

2085) You never suggest a business deal to a Japanese because you know he'll reject the suggestion out of hand.

2086) You visit Wales and are puzzled because all the women have covered their bosoms.

2087) If you expect a Scandinavian visitor, you place handkerchiefs and spitoons everywhere.

2088) If you get a Mexican or a Greek neigbour, you immediately start to plan exactly when to kill him.

2089) If you buy a house with a garden, you force your whole family to build the Stonehenge day and night so as to finish it first. Every time a family member starts to whine, you kill him or her to quell everybody's dissatisfaction at the hard work.

2090) If your new neighbour is called Max Gogf or Mark Spitz, you denounce him to the FBI.

2091) You invite a great artist and a great scientist to your home and sacrifice them to start a golden age.

2092) If you think a motorist is driving too fast in the neighbourhood, you place youself in front of the speeding car with a spear in your hand. Just before you die, you realize with horror that this anti-tank weapon is no longer functional.

2093) If you learn your neighbour's kid is learning the Alphabet at school, you stop him and offer to sell it to him in return for Meditation, Horse Riding and his lunch money.

 

[NewWaver]

2084) If you meet a woman who says she's a Buddhist, you ask: "Are you Spanish, then?"

2092) If you think a motorist is driving too fast in the neighbourhood, you place youself in front of the speeding car with a spear in your hand. Just before you die, you realize with horror that this anti-tank weapon is no longer functional.

2093) If you learn your neighbour's kid is learning the Alphabet at school, you stop him and offer to sell it to him in return for Meditation, Horse Riding and his lunch money.

These 3 are brilliant, lol.

 

[Saiko]

Haha, Öjevind Lång's were really good!

2094. Before you take Driver's Ed, you study the Assembly Line and Combustion techs.

2095. You think of gas stations as a source of oil

2096. You shoot everyone in a nearby gas station so you can control the oil resource and be able to build tanks.

2097. Whenyou get arrested, you blame the corperate quest that told you to obtain a source of oil for the corperation.

 

[katipunero]

2098) the day you went ballistic because you found out the civ tattoo on your back was a few fontsizes smaller than the tattoo of your wife's name beside it.

 

[Saiko]

2099. So you declare war on the tatoo artist and vandalize his shop.

2100. You win a space race victory in 2100. BC.

 

[fearthereaper]

2101. When you are watching TV and you see a Modern Tank destroy an armored vehicle and you say "Hmm thats not the case in Civ4".

2102. When you are driving in your town and you see a building appear out of nowhere and all the other buildings near it magically move.

2103. When you suddenly can't go up a mountain.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

2104. You don't want the population of your city to increase because that means that your house may not be in the same place it was 10 seconds ago.

2105. You think that the French didn't have any army.

2106. In today's society you think that the whole world would have been better off if they chose police state, and state property because then the world would be rich.

 

[Saiko]

2107. You think that America's in a recession right now because they overexpanded.

 

[W|M]

2108) You think that state property will solve the recession.