1000 Clues You Play Civ IV Too Much

[kiwitt]

2109 - You think about you next turns even while you are not playing.

 

[W|M]

2109 - You think about you next turns even while you are not playing.

I do this with Rome: Total War: Barbarian Invasion.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

2107. You think that America's in a recession right now because they overexpanded.

2010. You think that burning cities will slow down America's recession.

 

[Saiko]

2010. You think that burning cities will slow down America's recession.

2111. You attempt to raze the city you live in to help with the government's maintenance.

2112. You're suprised when they have to spend billions of dollars to rebuild the city instead of just having a settler found a new city on top of the ruins.

 

[Öjevind Lång]

2113) If you see a picture of a Scandinavian king or prime minister, you wonder why he isn't wearing his horned helmet.

2114) When studying a map, you wonder why it doesn't play music for you.

2115) You decide to vacation in Australia and tell your boss you'll be back in ten years.

2116) You expect the Italians to demand that America returns Mount Rushmore to them because it is a stolen part of their historical Fascist legacy.

2117) You wonder why the local policeman in your safe inland city isn't dressed in a pelt and carrying a club.

2118) You wonder why the Detroit Three haven't demanded that America adopt State Property so as to save them.

2119) You think that the Americans who are holding Tea Parties are quite pleased with Barack Obama.

2120) If you see a huntsman who walks as fast as a horse gallops, you know he must be French.

 

[Raizer]

2121) You support the deforestation of the Amazon rainforest because you think it will raise health in Brazil.

 

[Wombleburger]

2122: When your girlfriend is mad at you for playing Civ IV too much, you start mentally thinking of her as going "WHEOOHRN" on you.

 

[Saiko]

2123. You can predict every possible move the AI will make because you've seen it all.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

2124: You beat Diety

 

[CHEESE!]

You can't break the deal unless your at war.

Depends if it's voluntary or not.....

 

[W|M]

2124: You beat Diety

Not that hard

 

[bestrfcplayer]

2125. You think that Obama's new health care reform is just another way of saying that America is changeing health civs.

 

[Saiko]

2125. You think that there were only three US presidents; Washington, Lincoln, and Roosevelt.

2126. (For RFC) You think that, in the American Revolution, all of Britain's cities just joined America all of a sudden and Britain went to war with America to recapture them.

 

[cabert]

2108) You think that state property will solve the recession.

It certainly would.
And it would solve the USA's national debt problem.
But you'd have a civil war from switching civics for several years...
Christo redemptor is too far south for you to avoid anarchy...

 

[Saiko]

It certainly would.
And it would solve the USA's national debt problem.
But you'd have a civil war from switching civics for several years...
Christo redemptor is too far south for you to avoid anarchy...

2127. So you think that Obama should invade Brazil and take Rio de Janiero so as to avoid those years of anarchy.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

2128. You think that the French would be better suited if they became Communists.

 

[bippukt]

2129. OMG! This thread is STILL going strong

 

[Silv Something]

2127. So you think that Obama should invade Brazil and take Rio de Janiero so as to avoid those years of anarchy.

2130. Then the US would get the culture/gold bonus form the Olympics too!

 

[mechaerik]

2112. You're suprised when they have to spend billions of dollars to rebuild the city instead of just having a settler found a new city on top of the ruins.

2031) They obviously rushbought the settler and all the buildings!

 

[W|M]

That would take a while for the settler to get there, rush all the buildings e.t.c....