1000 clues you played too much Civ VI

[God of Kings]

302. You and a few scores of others create a thread that has over 4000 posts in anticipation before a fat lady sings

 

[slyone14]

303. Sit at work and think how if we did NOT get a first look, Eagle Pursuit, would have gotten really thrashed in the comments and I know he breathed a huge sigh of relief.

 

[God of Kings]

304. You believe that the Sudanese can recruit well-trained machine gun armies in no time, leading to the Darfur crisis.

 

[Eagle Pursuit]

303. Sit at work and think how if we did NOT get a first look, Eagle Pursuit, would have gotten really thrashed in the comments and I know he breathed a huge sigh of relief.

I'm still due a thrashing if DLC06 isn't Indonesia.

 

[Kimiimaro]

I'm still due a thrashing if DLC06 isn't Indonesia.

Don't worry, you're still the prophet to me. You predicted when the first look will be!

 

[slyone14]

I'm still due a thrashing if DLC06 isn't Indonesia.

That's true, although if its different and someone both of us want, then ill help ya deal with the thrashing! Also, id still like to know how that guy just said Nubia and it was nubia!!

 

[Eagle Pursuit]

That's true, although if its different and someone both of us want, then ill help ya deal with the thrashing! Also, id still like to know how that guy just said Nubia and it was nubia!!

He insinuated that he has inside info and that he couldn't hold back on keeping it a secret anymore. I can sympathize with that.

 

[RohirrimElf]

I`ve had a dream last night about Eagle Pursuit.
He was dressed like a great prophet and all his announcements turned out to be right.
I`m thinking about creating a new religion in his honor and i`ll bet it will be founded this Tuesday.

 

[God of Kings]

He insinuated that he has inside info and that he couldn't hold back on keeping it a secret anymore. I can sympathize with that.

He only did it almost a full day before it's officially revealed.

 

[God of Kings]

305. You believe that the Sudanese space program was halted because one of its builders forgot to construct a Nubian pyramid complex next to Khartoum, which would have allowed Sudan to construct a spaceport very quickly.

306. You believe that Greece constructed acropolises to flood various city-states with Greek envoys.

307. You believe that Norway's industriousness is the result of its numerous stave churches by the coast, despite Norway being largely secular these days.

308. You believe that the Pitati Archers are faster than mechanized infantry, despite the latter being motorized. Only if various armies wore the sandals the Pitati Archers wore...

 

[Mummiesforpeace]

309. You have weird dreams that involve roaming Toys R Us and other stores, in a vain attempt to find a tabletop version of Civ 6 that comes in a huge box that's almost as big as you.

 

[Kimiimaro]

310. You have a dream where Gandhi tries to nuke you.

 

[God of Kings]

311. You believe that mammoths aren't extinct; in fact, they're lucrative for sustainable exploitation

 

[ShakaKhan]

312. When you blink, the negative images have adjacency bonuses

 

[Zenstrive]

313. Your daughter's now has muscular, thicc bodied Queens as her role models.

 

[Duckfromstatefarm]

314. You memorize every single intro of all the Civ leaders in the game in your head
315. You want to name your future daughter after a civ leader in game. (same with Civ 5)

 

[jakedamus]

You situate your sound system exactly 6 steps from every room in your house so you can maximize your entertainment bonuses.

 

[Mummiesforpeace]

317. When you come to the sudden realization that 'Two Timer' by Kiss isn't really about sex, but rather a tribute to your favorite field cannon.

 

[Disgustipated]

You can't get the haughty English accent of Victoria (not the poster) out of your head. And you go around saying "We are not amused" in her accent.

On a side note, I still remember Civ 5's Elizabeth's line of "of course not" when she rejects my trade deals, these things are stuck in my head forever. Any time I run across a situation where something is a definite negative, I always think that in my head. If I ran around saying that at work, they'd probably put me in the looney bin.

 

[God of Kings]

You can't get the haughty English accent of Victoria (not the poster) out of your head. And you go around saying "We are not amused" in her accent.

On a side note, I still remember Civ 5's Elizabeth's line of "of course not" when she rejects my trade deals, these things are stuck in my head forever. Any time I run across a situation where something is a definite negative, I always think that in my head. If I ran around saying that at work, they'd probably put me in the looney bin.

That was #318.