1000 things not to do at a funeral

[cardgame]

182.) bring a boombox with really bright, catchy, happy, upbeat music and start dancing

 

[!!!!!]

183:tell every one happy birthday

 

[_random_]

181) Call Western Baptists United and tell them there's a soldiers funeral going on. (Seriously. Don't do that.)

You mean Westboro Baptist Church?

 

[Kullervo]

Yeah, probably. The ones who even Hell's Angels consider to be anal apertures.

 

[stormerne]

184: Film it in slowmo.

 

[Traitorfish]

Yeah, probably. The ones who even Hell's Angels consider to be anal apertures.

I think you might mean the Ku Klux Klan, who denounced the Westborough Baptist Church for their anti-Americanism. The Hell's Angels hate pretty much every church, as the name implies; I think that, perhaps, you are confusing them with the Patriot Guard Riders, a motorcycle club comprised of former US servicemen who protect military funerals from WBC protests.

 

[Kullervo]

I really need to get outside more, don't I...

 

[Mad Man]

185: let Kullervo plan it

 

[Kullervo]

186) Let Dan Quayle write and say the eulogy
187) Get a couple of friends, dress up in black suits, wear dark glasses, show up to the funeral in a black SUV and claim the body for the FBI in an ongoing murder investigation.

 

[!!!!!]

188:bust a hole in the ceiling before the funereal so you can sky dive into the party

 

[Mango Elephant]

189) If you're a guy, wear booty shorts, if you're a girl, wear a red see-through dress that shows way to much cleavage.

 

[Mr. Magi]

190. Getting plastered at the procession and proceeding to urinate on the deceased during the ceremony before passing out on the corpse.

 

[!!!!!]

191:have one of your friends hide in the casket and scare every one when they open it (you don't get in trouble)
192:say "wow you have a big punch bowl" and fill the casket with punch

 

[CELTICEMPIRE]

193) bring your lap top and post on CFC during the funeral

 

[Fr8monkey]

184: Film it in slowmo.

194: ... and add a laugh track.

 

[Perfection]

195 Wear a codpiece

 

[Fr8monkey]

195 Wear a codpiece

Made with a real Cod....

 

[!!!!!]

196: right after the eulogy yell as loud as you can "FINALLY"

 

[CELTICEMPIRE]

197) watch a YouTube video on your I-Phone and turn the volume all the way up.

 

[Graceheart the Leopard]

198. Replace the funeral music with Michael Jackson's Thriller