Pacifist46
King
2950BC
GENGHIS: Ive been thinking.
IALBUK: (mutters) Indeed a rare event.
GENGHIS: Ever since we met those mangy Chinese, our direction has been clear; to exterminate them and rid the land of their influence.
GRIZNAKH: And now we have!
GENGHIS: Shut up. And now we have! So, what next?
ISHAK: You what?
GENGHIS: I said, what happens next? We must have a focus.
IALBUK: Well, I am currently focussing on the properties of this rather intriguing metal called bronze, its really . . .
GENGHIS: Aah! You are all missing the friggin point! We must have a general focus, and that means as a plural, Ialbuk.
GRIZNAKH: Well, heres my suggestion. We just stay as we are, no more of this stupid expanding, I mean, really, were big enough now, arent we?
GENGHIS: No.
GRIZNAKH: And then we just feast all day, every day until we die. Im surprised at my own genius, really.
GENGHIS: Thank you Griznakh for your meaningful contribution. Now, has anybody got any half-decent ideas?
KOLAI: Yep. We bide our time, all the while sharpening our military skills, until we are ready to strike at the heart! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
GENGHIS: Strike at the heart of what?
KOLAI: Well, erm, I . . . suppose I didnt get that far.
IALBUK: Ha! Nice going, Kolai.
GENGHIS: Well, he does have a point. We must leverage our military skills more. Its basically all were good at.
GRIZNAKH: Hey! Im good at eating!
GENGHIS: We must explore and discover other places to attack!
GRIZNAKH: Is that all you can think of doing? Why not make some friends?
GENGHIS: What is that? Eugh! Friends! It sounds like some disgusting, I dont know, disease or whatever.
ISHAK: My scouts are, like still scouting around our position, and, like, other empires might also have scouts, which could stumble across us, cos we are large and mighty and that.
GENGHIS: Its a good plan, lads.
And so the plan was passed to, essentially, carry on. The scouts, however, continued to draw blanks as they explored southern jungles, eastern wastelands and northern forests for other humans. All they found were a few animals, such as wolves, that werent so friendly, and the scouts had to fend many packs of these off. Then Ialbuk presented his discoveries . . .
GENGHIS: Ive been thinking.
IALBUK: (mutters) Indeed a rare event.
GENGHIS: Ever since we met those mangy Chinese, our direction has been clear; to exterminate them and rid the land of their influence.
GRIZNAKH: And now we have!
GENGHIS: Shut up. And now we have! So, what next?
ISHAK: You what?
GENGHIS: I said, what happens next? We must have a focus.
IALBUK: Well, I am currently focussing on the properties of this rather intriguing metal called bronze, its really . . .
GENGHIS: Aah! You are all missing the friggin point! We must have a general focus, and that means as a plural, Ialbuk.
GRIZNAKH: Well, heres my suggestion. We just stay as we are, no more of this stupid expanding, I mean, really, were big enough now, arent we?
GENGHIS: No.
GRIZNAKH: And then we just feast all day, every day until we die. Im surprised at my own genius, really.
GENGHIS: Thank you Griznakh for your meaningful contribution. Now, has anybody got any half-decent ideas?
KOLAI: Yep. We bide our time, all the while sharpening our military skills, until we are ready to strike at the heart! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
GENGHIS: Strike at the heart of what?
KOLAI: Well, erm, I . . . suppose I didnt get that far.
IALBUK: Ha! Nice going, Kolai.
GENGHIS: Well, he does have a point. We must leverage our military skills more. Its basically all were good at.
GRIZNAKH: Hey! Im good at eating!
GENGHIS: We must explore and discover other places to attack!
GRIZNAKH: Is that all you can think of doing? Why not make some friends?
GENGHIS: What is that? Eugh! Friends! It sounds like some disgusting, I dont know, disease or whatever.
ISHAK: My scouts are, like still scouting around our position, and, like, other empires might also have scouts, which could stumble across us, cos we are large and mighty and that.
GENGHIS: Its a good plan, lads.
And so the plan was passed to, essentially, carry on. The scouts, however, continued to draw blanks as they explored southern jungles, eastern wastelands and northern forests for other humans. All they found were a few animals, such as wolves, that werent so friendly, and the scouts had to fend many packs of these off. Then Ialbuk presented his discoveries . . .