Pacifist46
King
KOLAI: AAH! Japanese lands! (starts foaming at the mouth and going wild)
GENGHIS: Someone bludgeon him unconscious before he breaks something!
Ialbuk does the honours
GENGHIS: Thank you. Yeah, the Japs have suddenly decided to leave their stupid little sacred island. I asked Tokugawa why, but he just told me to go headbutt a wall and Id find out.
IALBUK: And did it work?
GENGHIS: Nope, not a thing I mean, Im not stupid Ialbuk, I know hes just tricking me. And besides, we dont even have Masonry.
ISHAK: Whats that bruise on your head man? It looks well awful.
GENGHIS: This? I, erm, got this from, erm, shaving.
IALBUK: I didnt think you shaved. And your beard agrees with me.
GENGHIS: Look, guys, just shut up, right? Youre just asking a load of pointless questions.
ISHAK: OK. By the way, interesting name, Turfan.
GENGHIS: Yeah, I wanted to call it Turdfan (sniggers) but Griznakh said no-one would buy a yurt there if I did. So I shortened it.
IALBUK: I can see why. No-one would want to live in Turdfan, really sire.
GENGHIS: Oh come on, it is at the arse-end of the empire.
ISHAK: Wheres the good end?
After due deliberation, Genghis started to create two armies, in order to execute simultaneous attacks on both cities. Meanwhile, Open Borders was signed with the Russians, and a new king turned up on the edge of the Mongol lands . . .
GENGHIS: Someone bludgeon him unconscious before he breaks something!
Ialbuk does the honours
GENGHIS: Thank you. Yeah, the Japs have suddenly decided to leave their stupid little sacred island. I asked Tokugawa why, but he just told me to go headbutt a wall and Id find out.
IALBUK: And did it work?
GENGHIS: Nope, not a thing I mean, Im not stupid Ialbuk, I know hes just tricking me. And besides, we dont even have Masonry.
ISHAK: Whats that bruise on your head man? It looks well awful.
GENGHIS: This? I, erm, got this from, erm, shaving.
IALBUK: I didnt think you shaved. And your beard agrees with me.
GENGHIS: Look, guys, just shut up, right? Youre just asking a load of pointless questions.
ISHAK: OK. By the way, interesting name, Turfan.
GENGHIS: Yeah, I wanted to call it Turdfan (sniggers) but Griznakh said no-one would buy a yurt there if I did. So I shortened it.
IALBUK: I can see why. No-one would want to live in Turdfan, really sire.
GENGHIS: Oh come on, it is at the arse-end of the empire.
ISHAK: Wheres the good end?
After due deliberation, Genghis started to create two armies, in order to execute simultaneous attacks on both cities. Meanwhile, Open Borders was signed with the Russians, and a new king turned up on the edge of the Mongol lands . . .