Pacifist46
King
300BC
For the farmer and his young son, it was simply a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
They were travelling on the cart back home one autumn afternoon along the hillside road to Osaka after the yearly trip north to the Grand Bazaar in Karakorum. The farmer grew mainly rice, but a little sugar cane as well. Looking ahead, he could see his home city, nestled peacefully beneath him between the green forest and the blue sea. In a few days he would be home again, with his wife and the rest of his family, he thought. His oldest son was sleeping beside him; at ten summers, his mother had finally let him accompany his father north this year, after endless begging. The farmer smiled. It had been a good experience for him. Despite the depression, he had done well this year; due to the Turfan rice fields flooding, rice had been in short supply.
The road entered a forest, and the tall trees shut out the warm autumn sun, whilst the cliffs to the right created dark shadows across the track. The farmer pulled his cloak around his sons head. Under the cloak, his son slept on.
Just before a bend, the horses pulled up. The farmer groaned. Silly animals were constantly delaying him. He got out of the cart and went to them. They were snorting and stamping. He tried to calm them, but they took no notice. The farmer turned to go back to the cart, where his son was still sleeping. He would have to wait until they calmed down, he thought.
Suddenly, figures sprang around the corner and darted towards the cart. The farmer started in horror, and then almost screamed as more figures sprang out from within crevasses in the cliffs. The farmer was shocked. There had been rumours of an increase in attacks. Indeed, he had thought of hiring a small troupe of bodyguards back in the capital on the back of them, but he had reckoned that they would as likely as not have turned on him on some isolated road. Besides, the horde that was upon him now must number at least thirty.
Grim-faced, the farmer grasped his stick, ready to tackle the first figure that reached the cart. He would try and make his mark. His last thought was of his son sleeping in the cart, and of his family that he would never see again, waiting in Osaka for his return. Then a missile struck the side of his head, and he fell.
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KOLAI: The bandit attacks in the southern provinces are on the increase again, sire. There is even talk of a general uprising in the region.
GENGHIS: Not again! Stupid losers should all go get proper jobs.
GRIZNAKH: Need I remind you, my lord, that, due to the woeful state of the economy, there are no jobs to be found.
GENGHIS: Bollocks! Theres always stuff needs doing. Tell them all to go and, erm, I dont know, build a massive wall or something.
GRIZNAKH: My apologies, sire, but the already did that one.
GENGHIS: What? Well, then, get them all to build summat else . . . like a massive triangular monument!
GRIZNAKH: Again taken, by the Indians.
GENGHIS: Shut up, Griznakh! I dont see you guys coming up with any ideas, do I?
ISHAK: Like, I reckon we should, like, let em be. In a few years there wont be anyone left like, and then theyll stop. Wicked plan!
GENGHIS: Oh, to hell with it. Do what we did last time, and go and smack the bandits around a bit.
KOLAI: My pleasure, sire.
Alexander enters the yurt, flanked by two of his servants
ALEXANDER: Lock up ya daughters, cos Greece is back in da hood!
GENGHIS: Which idiot let you in here? And what do you want?
ALEXANDER: Yo man, Im just hanging with my bro GK! Plus, now I know this ghetto goes by the name of Mongolia, I was thinkin bout a a little open borders trea-tise, ya know what I mean?
GENGHIS: Alright then. Now go back home.
ALEXANDER: Thats magic! Laters.
Alexander swaggers out, passing the Arabian Saladin on his way in.
SALADIN: How quaint. Two barbarian tribes holding little meetings with each other.
GENGHIS: So if Im a stupid barbarian, how come you want to meet with me? Eh? Eh?
SALADIN: Who said I did want to meet with you? And Im hoping to be gone soon. Just as soon as you sign for Open Borders with Arabia, the mightiest kingdom ever to grace your . . .
GENGHIS: Yeah, yeah, well youll be here all day if you go off on a diatribe like that. Consider us Open Bordered.
SALADIN: Good.
Saladin strides out of the yurt
ISHAK: Like, thats pretty cool, we now have, like, a lot of open borders and that. Should be good for, like, the economy and whatever.
GRIZNAKH: And soon we might be able to trade resources over there! Ive heard that Arabian oysters are simply exquisite.
GENGHIS: Heard, or tasted, Griznakh?
For the farmer and his young son, it was simply a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
They were travelling on the cart back home one autumn afternoon along the hillside road to Osaka after the yearly trip north to the Grand Bazaar in Karakorum. The farmer grew mainly rice, but a little sugar cane as well. Looking ahead, he could see his home city, nestled peacefully beneath him between the green forest and the blue sea. In a few days he would be home again, with his wife and the rest of his family, he thought. His oldest son was sleeping beside him; at ten summers, his mother had finally let him accompany his father north this year, after endless begging. The farmer smiled. It had been a good experience for him. Despite the depression, he had done well this year; due to the Turfan rice fields flooding, rice had been in short supply.
The road entered a forest, and the tall trees shut out the warm autumn sun, whilst the cliffs to the right created dark shadows across the track. The farmer pulled his cloak around his sons head. Under the cloak, his son slept on.
Just before a bend, the horses pulled up. The farmer groaned. Silly animals were constantly delaying him. He got out of the cart and went to them. They were snorting and stamping. He tried to calm them, but they took no notice. The farmer turned to go back to the cart, where his son was still sleeping. He would have to wait until they calmed down, he thought.
Suddenly, figures sprang around the corner and darted towards the cart. The farmer started in horror, and then almost screamed as more figures sprang out from within crevasses in the cliffs. The farmer was shocked. There had been rumours of an increase in attacks. Indeed, he had thought of hiring a small troupe of bodyguards back in the capital on the back of them, but he had reckoned that they would as likely as not have turned on him on some isolated road. Besides, the horde that was upon him now must number at least thirty.
Grim-faced, the farmer grasped his stick, ready to tackle the first figure that reached the cart. He would try and make his mark. His last thought was of his son sleeping in the cart, and of his family that he would never see again, waiting in Osaka for his return. Then a missile struck the side of his head, and he fell.
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KOLAI: The bandit attacks in the southern provinces are on the increase again, sire. There is even talk of a general uprising in the region.
GENGHIS: Not again! Stupid losers should all go get proper jobs.
GRIZNAKH: Need I remind you, my lord, that, due to the woeful state of the economy, there are no jobs to be found.
GENGHIS: Bollocks! Theres always stuff needs doing. Tell them all to go and, erm, I dont know, build a massive wall or something.
GRIZNAKH: My apologies, sire, but the already did that one.
GENGHIS: What? Well, then, get them all to build summat else . . . like a massive triangular monument!
GRIZNAKH: Again taken, by the Indians.
GENGHIS: Shut up, Griznakh! I dont see you guys coming up with any ideas, do I?
ISHAK: Like, I reckon we should, like, let em be. In a few years there wont be anyone left like, and then theyll stop. Wicked plan!
GENGHIS: Oh, to hell with it. Do what we did last time, and go and smack the bandits around a bit.
KOLAI: My pleasure, sire.
Alexander enters the yurt, flanked by two of his servants
ALEXANDER: Lock up ya daughters, cos Greece is back in da hood!
GENGHIS: Which idiot let you in here? And what do you want?
ALEXANDER: Yo man, Im just hanging with my bro GK! Plus, now I know this ghetto goes by the name of Mongolia, I was thinkin bout a a little open borders trea-tise, ya know what I mean?
GENGHIS: Alright then. Now go back home.
ALEXANDER: Thats magic! Laters.
Alexander swaggers out, passing the Arabian Saladin on his way in.
SALADIN: How quaint. Two barbarian tribes holding little meetings with each other.
GENGHIS: So if Im a stupid barbarian, how come you want to meet with me? Eh? Eh?
SALADIN: Who said I did want to meet with you? And Im hoping to be gone soon. Just as soon as you sign for Open Borders with Arabia, the mightiest kingdom ever to grace your . . .
GENGHIS: Yeah, yeah, well youll be here all day if you go off on a diatribe like that. Consider us Open Bordered.
SALADIN: Good.
Saladin strides out of the yurt
ISHAK: Like, thats pretty cool, we now have, like, a lot of open borders and that. Should be good for, like, the economy and whatever.
GRIZNAKH: And soon we might be able to trade resources over there! Ive heard that Arabian oysters are simply exquisite.
GENGHIS: Heard, or tasted, Griznakh?