God, we are SO bad. 21 out of the last 27 or something like that. Michael Bourn, Hunter Pence, Wandy Rodriguez. That's really it, and Magic Wand is probably being traded. We have a setup man named "Abad" (pitcher, amirite?). We are being completely outclassed talentwise by the Pittsburgh Pirates. Don't give me that tripe about them being better, this is the first time while I've been sentient that they're over .500 this late in the season, they're still the Pirates. Lance Berkman, who we decided not to retain, is a legitimate all star and the savior of the hated Cardinals season. Carlos Lee, the fat tub of lard, has been worthless. The sale of the team is being held off because of the stupid Dodgers and their stupid legal battle. On top of that, Crane says the uniforms/color scheme/logo won't be changed! FJASKLJFKLASJ