300,000 Ways to Eat a Reese's

[W|M]

693) In a stick.

 

[Perfection]

694) At just about the chocolate's melting temperature so it's this sticky mess.

 

[W|M]

695) At about the peanuts melting tempreture so its a sticky mess.

 

[Perfection]

696) COSTCO FREE SAMPLE REESE'S!

 

[_random_]

670) Hi, I'm Billy Mays! I'm here to tell you about an exciting new way to eat a Reese's that will change your life! The product allowing you to eat it like this is relatively inexpensive! I'm going to keep yelling until you buy it! Please buy it, or my voice will go out! If my voice goes out, I won't be able to tell you about other life-changing products! Everybody loves Reese's cups! Order it now, and I'll throw in some more largely unrelated crazy crap!

 

[Perfection]

671) Eat Reese's You Cat

 

[W|M]

672) Eat Reese's You Dog

 

[_random_]

673) Eat Reese's You Kinkajou

 

[Perfection]

674) Kool Aid Pickled

 

[W|M]

675) Hot Aid Pickled

 

[Perfection]

676) ON PERFECTION'S NEW PILLOW!

 

[kenken244]

677) on perfections old pillow

 

[W|M]

6787) On Perfection's oldest pillow

 

[_random_]

^Wait, so Perfection has had 1102 implicit pillows since his old one? That's a tad unsettling for some reason.
6788) On the pillow perfection has likely obtained since the new one.

 

[Icekommander]

680: While failing at counting
681: Carfully
682: With alot of hard work and effort
683: While doing one's math homework
684: While making a typo

 

[Perfection]

685: topped with cotswold

 

[Smartbluma]

686: Eating it upside down while singing "Yankee Doodle" from the top of your roof.

 

[Perfection]

687. Pretend you're an antarctic researcher and take core samples with a straw.

 

[W|M]

688) Pretend you're an antarctic researcher and examine it under a microscope

689) Pretend you're an antarctic researcher and try to thaw it.

 

[kenken244]

690) Pretend you're an antarctic researcher and freeze to death.