5 word never ending story

[Darth Caesar]

was wearing a hat because

 

[dIZZyBlIZZy]

he liked how well it

 

[Dumanios]

complemented his trenchcoat and monocle

 

[Optical]

"Hey look, I have a

 

[Dhoomstriker]

feather sticking out of my

 

[Dumanios]

derriere." said MoreEpicThanYou to SouthernKing

 

[strijder20]

while Strijder was dancing because

 

[dIZZyBlIZZy]

his new moves were not

 

[Optical]

perfect yet. Olaf was surprised

 

[nightcreature]

that anyone would do such

 

[Dhoomstriker]

insane things as SouthernKing did

 

[Terrance888]

like joining my NES and

 

[Optical]

sending in late orders that

 

[Dhoomstriker]

resulted in his immediate defeat.

 

[Dumanios]

He then got eggs thrown

 

[SouthernKing]

by a mad megalomaniac named

 

[Civ'ed]

Hiro Ebashi (OOC: Cookie for the correct guesser as to where I got this from) who then decided

 

[nightcreature]

cheese was the main cause

 

[Terrance888]

of Jeeze's being called Jesus,

 

[Optical]

because it was clearly the