5 word never ending story

[strijder20]

Incan extraterristial overlords who had

(Civ'd, is it from Anno 2070?)

 

[BigTin]

skipped across the cosmos, when

 

[Terrance888]

Suddenly, I receive an influx

 

[Optical]

of random PMs from CFC

 

[Civ'ed]

Incan extraterristial overlords who had

(Civ'd, is it from Anno 2070?)

Which all said the same

(Your cookie Sir •)

 

[strijder20]

namely congratulations for your victory

(Thank you, Civ'ed!)

 

[SouthernKing]

in a Brave New World

 

[Dhoomstriker]

War that was orchestrated by

 

[Dumanios]

the cast of Jersey Shore

 

[Optical]

and stopped by Chuck Testa

 

[Civ'ed]

but actually, nope! Chuck Testa

 

[Darth Caesar]

jumped up and down because

 

[Dhoomstriker]

he had ants in his

 

[Civ'ed]

shoes, then he went and

 

[Darth Caesar]

killed a puppy gruesomely so

 

[Dumanios]

that he could have steak.

 

[nightcreature]

This steak tasted bad because

 

[Optical]

it had been poisoned by

 

[strijder20]

the puppy's ghost, flying around

 

[Civ'ed]

because strijder spelled Civ'ed wrong