500 ways you know your computer sucks

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311. It can't beat you on Deity, one city challenge, always war pangaea with a tundra start, with you playing as Augustus (with no iron).
 
312. It's so complex that you must reach a higher plane of existance in order to operate it.
 
It cant run Civ 4 without slowdowns.
 
Cleric said:
It cant run Civ 4 without slowdowns.
I take it that's meant to be number 317, so...

318. It can't run Civ 1 without slowdowns.
 
319- leonardo da vinci was its inventor.
 
chrisrossi said:
319- leonardo da vinci was its inventor.

321: Bozo the Clown was its designer.
 
337.It uses triphase industrial current as power supply

338.You must pray before you use it

339.You must feed the mouse some cheese in order to use it

340.It always displays

"DATA ERROR READING DRIVE A:
ABORT RETRY FAIL IGNORE?"

341.Some times you need to insert coin in order to boot
 
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