500 ways you know your computer sucks

[plarq]

344. Your keyboard weighs a ton.

 

[Maniacal]

334. It runs Mac OS happily.

Ok, seriously, no more mac jokes! It's getting VERY OLD. That's the FITH (5th) one this thread. It was funny the first time, then got old.

345: Your keyboard consists of actual keys used to turn locks to enter the symbol, different combinations result in different symbols.

 

[MooManof_]

Ok, seriously, no more mac jokes! It's getting VERY OLD. That's the FITH (5th) one this thread. It was funny the first time, then got old.

Or we could ignore comments like this as it would set a nasty precedent for dis-allowing free speech.

346. It struggles to run Minix at 1 character per second.

 

[Genocidicbunny]

Ok, seriously, no more mac jokes! It's getting VERY OLD. That's the FITH (5th) one this thread. It was funny the first time, then got old.

allow me one more:
347: It cant even run Mac Os easily

 

[carmen510]

348. It doesnt even have a mouse or keyboard, in fact, there isnt even a power button.
349. You just found out that the computer is in fact an old steel safe with a glass cover.

 

[ggganz]

350. The only games it can run don't have system requirements.
351. When you think about it, you realize that it is not actually playing the games, but just displaying a series of images of its own creation to hide its inadequecy.

 

[carmen510]

352. You find out you don't have the requirements for minesweeper. (Black and white)

 

[ggganz]

353. You don't have the requirements for the classic game "Moving the Mouse".

 

[carmen510]

354. Your computer explodes at the mention of Moving The Mouse.

 

[ggganz]

355. Your computer explodes at the mention of "Pushing the On Button".

 

[Maniacal]

356: Your computer can get clogged up and explode if one dust bunny gets into it.

 

[Tyranausaurus]

357: You're considering getting rid of the heater; your computer can do the job.

 

[Maniacal]

358: The computer has more repeats than this thread.

 

[carmen510]

359. Your computer explodes if air touches it.
360. Your computer is the reason of global warming.
361. The Kyoto Protocal was really made to ban your computer from making emmisions.
362. You can't turn your computer on because there arew too many on buttons on your computer for various functions. (Including motherboard, fan, disk drive, and turning on the on buttons)

 

[Genocidicbunny]

363. It requires the Real World in the Matrix movies to power it..

 

[plarq]

364. Unlike an abacus, your computer lacks a frame and balls.

 

[brettman135]

365. You don't have a button to turn on the computer

 

[MooManof_]

366. You find that, whilst there are currently enough ways to last a year at 1/day, eliminating the repeats leaves you with about enough to last a month at the same rate. However your PC would almost certainly miscalculate this.

 

[brettman135]

367. Your computer breaks when you try to turn it on

 

[Truronian]

368. It doesn't have a GUI