77-year-old Brit receives "Flatulence ban"

[GuitarHero]

Unfortunately, flatulence is sometimes liquid.

I know what you mean. This one poor old bastard looked like he had just gotten pissed on the ass in the store yesterday. The smell was like burnt caulk and cow dung mixed into a cup of penguin piss.

 

[CartesianFart]

I am in love with ya guys. Such witty banters!

Sincerly yours,
The Fart that keeps on Fartin