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From General Muhammad Hamka
It seems clear to us, or at least to me that if there is a God (which I personally doubt), that it has forsaken Pancasilla. But never mind that. More importantly I am General Muhammad Hamka some of you may know me as Great Leader, Mighty Commander, Supreme Ruler, King of Scotland and so forth. HA HA HA HA HA! It's a joke you see. You may laugh now.
The old regime is dead, and upon it's ashes I will create a new Pancasilla. Modern, secular, and prosperous. The Imam's were evil, and cruel men who committed terrible crimes against humanity, and it seems to me that the meteor was a fateful warning against the evils of religion, superstition, ignorance, and bearded men. HA HA HA HA! You may laugh now.
Therefore I pledge that I, General Muhammad Hamka shall create a new Pancasilla, reshaped in my image, and the image of the Western world. We shall toss religion, superstition, and ignorance into the dust bin of history.
I ask the help of the world in doing this, in overcoming the terrible, terrible, damage inflicted upon us. As an orange branch I am willing to offer all the Imam's to stand trial for war crimes, as they so richly deserve. What's that you say? The saying is an olive branch? I prefer orange branch.
Furthermore I request the assistance of the Red Cross, Red Crescent, and nation's both Christian, Muslim, and other in helping rebuild our country devastated by war and famine. Lastly effective immediately, I offer full tolerance to all religious and ethnic minorities as well as the right of return, should they so choose, though understandably if they wish to stay I shall not hold it against them. Our government shall be secular and progressive. The forces of modernity shall be embraced while superstition, ignorance, and religion will be crushed under the boot of progress.
Now, once more I appeal for assistance in rebuilding my country from this terrible war, in particular in addition to food aid, we need assistance restoring infrastructure, housing, roads, railroads, and ports. Our people need jobs lest they turn to extremism once again so I request foreign investment into developing our resources and industry.
I seem to have been talking for quite a long time now, so I will take questions.