A Brave New World Part 3

[Karalysia]

To France
From General Muhammad Hamka

And I like your style France.

 

[mgsmuhammad]

To: World
From: France

There has been a fair deal of discussion regarding French actions in Africa recently. We understand - still do the shadows of the last Great War hang over the world, a tragedy we and no one else want to repeat. It is the desire to avoid the next Great War that is driving us into these operations.

The issue is largely the same with South Africa, that simply refuses to speak with us at all. Why would they want to cut us out of the equation if they did not want to pursue illegal activities? We couldn't imagine - so we established a naval blockade to investigate further. Then they attacked us - suddenly and without warning. Hardly the act of any nation but that which craves war and instability.

And last, but not least, it has been seen that the nations of South Africa and Nijeria worked with the Pancasilans during their war of genocide. What upstanding nation would support such shameless acts of dishonorable mass-murder? Well, that is an issue you are more than capable of reckoning yourselves, we think.

We act only to keep the peace. We have long done our best to create peaceful situations for the world of tomorrow, and we always look to work with our fellow nations on the world stage rather than act unanimously. Africa, however, is mostly our concern - and so it is our responsibility.

Thank you for your consideration.

Allow me to dispel, in front of the rest of the world, your web of deceit - point-by-point.

1. France says it does not wish for another Great War.. Remind me, again, who profited most from the last one? Oh, yes, France did.

I cannot help but feel France sees the opportunity for another to be only marginally less satisfactory than the rampant bullying it is engaged in now.

2. You say you established a Naval Blockade to investigate further.. However, I have it on good authority that the aerial carpet-bombing of our population centres occured before the blockade was in place.

Tell me, was the deaths of 466 thousand non-combatants (and the destruction of the homes of many more) simply part of your "investigation"?

Because, if so, I must take offence at your barbaric methods of "research".

3. Ah, yes, we attacked your blockade, suddenly and without warning, I must confess.
The actions of a people's soul set aflame by such injustice.. Is not easily contained, I must confess.

Still - if that sudden and unannounced attack which, unlike your sudden and unannounced bombing attack, was justified by the actions of enemy forces, is a sign of a nation which craves war and instability, we cannot help but feel how instable your own regime must be...

But don't take my word for it, if one will simply examine the details, one will clearly see South Africa is notably more stable than France itself.

Though, who needs to worry about "facts" or "the truth", eh, my Liege?

4. By installing puppet regimes wherever you can, of course.

Seems entirely reasonable.

Unless... Unless people don't want your peace forced upon them.

But who would be that foolish?

5. No, no, my Liege, we thank you for your delightful propaganda.

Even our greatest satirists cannot begin to fully emulate your own unique style of lieing straight out of your anus.

It is indeed a shame that it is so, for then we would have a far better entertainment industry and all could laugh at the feebleness of your arguments.

Nonetheless, after personally sharing copies of your speech around the cabinet to help increase mirth and morale, I have ordered we shall begin printing off that as a leaflet to supply it to all those in the areas afflicted by the carpet-bombing.

The hate fueled by the contradictions within your words shall produce many fine recruits to the cause from the previously more moderate sections of society.

Once they have seen we are fighting an enemy who cares not who he strikes within the nation, whether President or Pauper, and whose arguments defy the laws of reality to a similar degree as a life-raft made of toilet-paper, we shall have them firmly by our side.

Good day, my liege.

 

[Toteone]

To France from New Holland
We agree that the current regime of South Africa is untrustworthy and look forward to your removal of it, though we hope this can be done with less casualties. We had attempted to nudge them in the direction of negotiations, but they stubbornly insist on sacrificing their people in a continued game of irresponsible power politics, similarily to Bulgaria's recalcitrance in Greece, and that of Pancasila in Bali, the Sunda Republic and the Moluccas Islands.

To the World from New Holland
We urge you to pressure General Muhammed Hamka of Pancasila to recognize the sovereignity of the Sunda Republic and to cede Bali to France and the Moluccas islands to New Holland.
We would be glad to support Pancasila's entry into APACS and head a relief effort and have actively approached them on this matter to offer help, but upon our query as to whether they would respect their neighbors their continued stubborness and recalcitrance in respect to territories that have clearly achieved independence in the case of the Sunda Republic and the geographically and ethnically unsustainable territories in the case of Bali and the northern Moluccas that can only be properly administered by the nearest power of any reasonable size, that being France and New Holland, clearly puts their 'reformed' stance into question and indeed deep suspicion.
Why would the General refuse to accept to recognize the Sunda Republic and France's legal annexation of Bali and to cede the now distant Moluccas islands unless he plans to reconquer them in time with the very funds offered to him that he has brazenly accepted from the world in general and New Holland in specific without in return giving up his and ceasing his illegal resistance in Bali, the lesser Sunda and Moluccas islands with no promise of a permanent peace?
We politely request that Italy and France delay their recognition of this republic until the time at which it proves itself the civilized nation that it claims to be, by making the difficult choice of granting the Sunda Republic freedom and self-rule and legally and militarily ceding the unsustainable territories of Bali and the northern Molouccas archipelago to the respective proper governance of France and New Holland.

To Pancasila from New Holland
Should you insist upon eventual aggression against Bali, the Sunda Republic and the northern Moluccas islands and their respective protectors of France, New Holland, the Sunda Republic itself and eventually APACS there is no reason why your military dictatorship should extend over a less radical theocratic regime of Java. We have no doubt they too would prefer independence and a moderate theocracy and French influence over a domineering, if modernist dictatorship.

To France and APACS
We ask that you fully back our words, and offer to you that you edit them up to a moderate extent if you find anything disagreeable.

 

[Luckymoose]

TO: South Africa
FROM: Georgia

:[ We will come for you.

 

[qoou]

From Russia
To Galicia

We would gladly aid our Slavic brothers, with not just this, but anything they desire.

From Russia
To Afghanistan

Please contact us with your offer, and we shall consider it.

From Russia
To Alaska

We are interested in recreating the strong bond that used to exist between Alaska and Russia. We need only your approval, and the vast funds we have allocated towards a "Helping Alaska" fund can finally stop gathering dust and go to use.

From Russia
To Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania

All three of your countries have recently been harshly discriminating against Russians. There are in fact reports from all three of you of innocent Russian citizens being murdered. This is wholly unacceptable. You WILL stop, you WILL apologize, and you WILL undo your actions, or there will be tears and gnashing of teeth.

You have been given your choice. We advise you to choose wisely.

 

[mgsmuhammad]

TO: South Africa
FROM: Georgia

:[ We will come for you.

To: Georgia
From: South Africa

When you get here, would you like one sugar or two with your tea?

 

[Behind The Mask]

What is up with everyone inviting their own destruction home for tea...

 

[Crezth]

Allow me to dispel, in front of the rest of the world, your web of deceit - point-by-point.

Be my guest. There is no denying that you clearly have only your own selfish interests at heart, however. Am I wrong? Do you resist for the common good, or for your own petty survival? There is such a thing as an honorable peace. Surrender early and we can end the war today.

1. France says it does not wish for another Great War.. Remind me, again, who profited most from the last one? Oh, yes, France did.

Nobody profited from that Great War. We all lost. It saddens us to see you think this way.

2. You say you established a Naval Blockade to investigate further.. However, I have it on good authority that the aerial carpet-bombing of our population centres occured before the blockade was in place.

They occurred contingent on one another. Each one was part of the full blockade. Stop mincing words and stop inventing facts.

Tell me, was the deaths of 466 thousand non-combatants (and the destruction of the homes of many more) simply part of your "investigation"?

That was retaliation for your vicious offenses.

3. Ah, yes, we attacked your blockade, suddenly and without warning, I must confess.

There you have it. The South Africans admit they have no respect for order and peace. And yet they continue on in their desperate struggle to destabilize the world. Interesting, no?

The actions of a people's soul set aflame by such injustice.. Is not easily contained, I must confess.

How poetic. You are not the victim here.

Still - if that sudden and unannounced attack which, unlike your sudden and unannounced bombing attack, was justified by the actions of enemy forces, is a sign of a nation which craves war and instability, we cannot help but feel how instable your own regime must be...

Again, the bombing was a) not unannounced, and b) occurring along similar lines as the naval blockade. The bombing mainly targetted arms and bombs factories and military targets - it is your fault for having infrastructure that intermingles civilians into these.

But don't take my word for it, if one will simply examine the details, one will clearly see South Africa is notably more stable than France itself.

Which details? You're making things up, I see.

4. By installing puppet regimes wherever you can, of course.

Sometimes people as uncivilized as yourself need discipline.

5. No, no, my Liege, we thank you for your delightful propaganda.

Even our greatest satirists cannot begin to fully emulate your own unique style of lieing straight out of your anus.

It is indeed a shame that it is so, for then we would have a far better entertainment industry and all could laugh at the feebleness of your arguments.

Nonetheless, after personally sharing copies of your speech around the cabinet to help increase mirth and morale, I have ordered we shall begin printing off that as a leaflet to supply it to all those in the areas afflicted by the carpet-bombing.

The hate fueled by the contradictions within your words shall produce many fine recruits to the cause from the previously more moderate sections of society.

Once they have seen we are fighting an enemy who cares not who he strikes within the nation, whether President or Pauper, and whose arguments defy the laws of reality to a similar degree as a life-raft made of toilet-paper, we shall have them firmly by our side.

Good day, my liege.

If your objection is with us attacking civilian targets, very well. We will stop the bombing campaign, and replace it with a more standard military operation. We hereby declare war, not on South Africa, but on her government and armed forces - including armed civilians.

We will minimize unarmed civilian casualties in this peacekeeping mission and invite Red Cross observers to confirm.



To: New Holland, Pancasila
From: France

We think the new regime is one to be worked with, not against. General Hamka, we understand you would like Bali restored under your rule. We will accept this, as Bali is our responsibility, if you allow us to keep a military and naval base on the island. This way we will be able to examine that the populace is being treated fairly, as well as perform joint-operations with Pancasila in the region for our mutual betterment.

 

[Karalysia]

To New Holland
From General Muhammad Hamka

Your accusations wound me my dear fellows. You act as though I am some sort of criminal mastermind or empire builder, as though I am Genghis Khan reborn. HA HA HA HA! You may laugh now.

The fact the matter is that while religion is of no importance to me I am a nationalist at heart. I believe that I have a duty to the Pancasillian people who have a common heritage, culture, and national identity irrespective of religious belief. What sort of man would I be if I signed away integral parts of our national territory, undermining our national sovereignty? How would the history books treat me then? Not too different from the imams who ruled a little before hand I imagine.

Thus you understand my difficulty when you demand that sign away the Mouluccas Islands to you along with their valuable spice plantations, as well as recognizing the rebels of Sunda. What sort of precedent would that set? A terrible precedent, not just for my country but for the entire world.

To France
From General Muhammad Hamka

It is good that there is a nation that understand my predicament, clearly France is a most upstanding and just nation to be applauded. I could not in good conscience part with the fine beaches of Bali with their wonderful resorts, I used to vacation on that island my friend and I must say those Balinese women are fine lasses. HA HA HA HA HA! You may laugh now.

And of course French sailors and soldiers may also enjoy it's fine beaches and wenches. I would have no objection to that.

 

[spryllino]

To France
From Nijeria

We have never supported Pancasila in any fashion.


Now, maybe you could stop making useless baseless assertions and actually tell us: what do you want us to do in return for you stopping bombing us?

 

[Karalysia]

To World, France
From General Muhammad Hamka

The Nijerians lie, I have seized documents from the old regime which contain proof that the Nijerians along with the South Africans were providing financial aid to the Imam ruled Pancasilla. I have turned these documents over to France.

Here is a list of aid that was provided to the old government by the Nijerians and South Africans:

-A significant quantity of explosives that was used to destroy the new Holland port
-A sum of 500,000,000 (5 EP) was handed over the the old government and used to raise a large number of Irregular forces
-Weapons including machine guns, RPG's, and anti-aircraft weaponry

In this regard the Nijerian and South African governments are complacent.

 

[spryllino]

Post PMs then...

Honestly, we had better ways to use our hard-earned cash. Why on earth would we remotely care about Pancasila?

 

[Karalysia]

To World
From General Muhammad Hamka


Behold then the treachery of Nijeria. In this message they provide us with explosives and cargo ships that were used to destroy the ports of New Holland and possibly Arabia.

And here South Africa first agreed to provide us with both men and supplies, but later decided to provide us with a sum of 5 EP.

 

[Crezth]

To: World, Pancasila, Nijeria, South Africa
From: France

This is damning evidence. We believe this, more than anything, speaks for itself.

 

[Milarqui]

OOC: I swear I'm not gonna send you PMs ever, Karalysia.

 

[qoou]

OOC: I swear I'm not gonna send you PMs ever, Karalysia.

You do know that they can be very, very easily faked, right?

 

[Milarqui]

OOC: Even better, that way if he ever attempts to do it I'll be able to prove that it was a fake.

 

[Karalysia]

The morale of the story is that you shouldn't stop being my friend. As long as you're my friend you're safe from having embarrassing information about yourself revealed.

 

[qoou]

OOC: Even better, that way if he ever attempts to do it I'll be able to prove that it was a fake.

No. You won't. At least in any way I can think of.

 

[Crezth]

OOC: Even better, that way if he ever attempts to do it I'll be able to prove that it was a fake.

OOC: How? These PMs are real. Just use a server sub-stratification checksum re-integration kernel and cross-reference the datum check with the actual values. If the value comes back as 1 (or at least very close to 1, such as .999 or 1.001, to account for computational error) you find that they do match. In layman's terms, the PMs are real.

I ran it through using a Java-based program and found that the PMs Karalysia posted were, in fact, real.