A Brave New World Part 3

[Milarqui]

The morale of the story is that you shouldn't stop being my friend. As long as you're my friend you're safe from having embarrassing information about yourself revealed.

I'd say that the moral is more like "don't accept anything from you".

 

[spryllino]

Fakes. And quite blatant fakes too. Does that even correspond to my writing style? Or mgsmuhammads? And why would I give a damn about Pancasila? Hell, I didn't even notice that Pancasila had record low harvests. Moreover, if you look back at my posts, you will see that I have persistently spelt Pancasila with one L.

Moreover, I don't mince my words like that. I'd just have said, "We'd like to help you against the French by sending you some explosives. Please put in your orders to receive them. They will go in Persian ships."

Furthermore, why would I have suggested that you should prove your point by showing PMs if I thought you could?


Crezth, I don't have a clue what you're going on about, but whatever it is, it's tosh.

 

[Warman17]

I'll PM you with info you need.


TO: Mississippi
FROM: Georgia

We declare war on you because, You took our land, prepare to die. Obviously.

To Georgia
From Kentucky:
Kentucky condemns the declaration of war made by Georgia.

 

[Behind The Mask]

::: OOC ::: At least man up when you're revealed via PM; I did it, and luckily I actually didn't send aid to Pancasila.

It worked out for both sides; Karaylse gotta blow smoke while I actually never did anything wrong and they never got anything!

 

[Luckymoose]

To Georgia
From Kentucky:
Kentucky condemns the declaration of war made by Georgia.

TO: Kentucky
FROM: Georgia

We don't take commie scum seriously.

 

[Crezth]

Furthermore, why would I have suggested that you should prove your point by showing PMs if I thought you could?

To call his bluff!

Whatever. The proof is here. We all know what you did. No use denying it.

 

[Matt0088]

The evidence, it is very damning.

 

[Crezth]

The evidence, it is very damning.

bzzzzzzzzrt... reboot...

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Hi there! Would you like to damn your entire world to a future of pain and misery? No? Then kindly shut your trap!

 

[Karalysia]

I for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

 

[Adrogans]

I've been on that bandwagon for a long time. That's why Italians are cyborgs. Sooooo close.

 

[Circuit]

We knew the French were never human. However, the posts are clearly fakes. Postcounts don't correspond with dates correctly.

And it's nice to see Georgia in its proper place again. Anywho...

IC:

To: Bolivia
From: Socialist Union of South America

We would gladly assist the Bolivians in military modernization.

To: Paraguay, Argentina
From: SUSA

We have no aggressive intention against either of your nations. Just sayin'.

To: Mexico
From: Socialist Union of South America

Just a reminder that we'd be pleased to have Mexican observers verify the legitimacy of the upcoming elections.

To: Red Cross, Beria Productions, Paradise Films

The great sacrifice made in producing Horrors of War have not gone unnoticed in the Socialist Union of South America. The film shall be translated into Portuguese and shown throughout the nation, as evidence of French Capitalist barbarism and what it leads to.

 

[Nailix]

To: SUSA
From: Argentina

This is a very good thing to hear as we wish to start no major war in South America, nor wish to see one any time soon.

 

[BlastMasterson]

Is Tunisia claimable? Or any other neutral-ish nations that aren't just going to get dominated soon?

 

[Quisani]

Seems I never got a response to my earlier diplomacy... maybe, just maybe, I should actually ask something for response.

To El Salvador
From Guatemala


Greetings Loayza! Your regime has just gone through the first hiccup facing any stable democracy, a failed coup. We salute you for surviving, but I'm afraid that retaliations against civilians are frowned upon in the international society, despite the recent string of un/provoked attacks around. We cannot guarantee our nonintervention in your nation unless you can assure the Guatemalan government that these sorts of things are not going to occur on a regular basis. Thank you for your compliance.


To Belize
From Guatemala


Guerro, you chucho callejero! What say you to an economic treaty? I've got medicine, and you never know when another round of Belizean Influenza or some other disease is going to occur? I'm sure we can work something out for the benefit of both of us. We look forward to your reply.

 

[Crezth]

Is Tunisia claimable? Or any other neutral-ish nations that aren't just going to get dominated soon?

OOC: Tunisia has a safe independence legitimized by several decades of existence.

 

[BlastMasterson]

What I've read indicates as much. I hope EQandcivfanatic will allow my entry.

 

[Toteone]

To New Holland
From General Muhammad Hamka

Your accusations wound me my dear fellows. You act as though I am some sort of criminal mastermind or empire builder, as though I am Genghis Khan reborn. HA HA HA HA! You may laugh now.

The fact the matter is that while religion is of no importance to me I am a nationalist at heart. I believe that I have a duty to the Pancasillian people who have a common heritage, culture, and national identity irrespective of religious belief. What sort of man would I be if I signed away integral parts of our national territory, undermining our national sovereignty? How would the history books treat me then? Not too different from the imams who ruled a little before hand I imagine.

Thus you understand my difficulty when you demand that sign away the Mouluccas Islands to you along with their valuable spice plantations, as well as recognizing the rebels of Sunda. What sort of precedent would that set? A terrible precedent, not just for my country but for the entire world.

Hehehe, indeed, but what man could hold this all together with such scarce resources? Very well, we respect your nationalism and your will to defend your more questionable territories and even your boldness in requesting aid rather than offering reperations.
We will consider the matter with our allies, though at this point we are unlikely to cede the point on Sundanese sovereignity. We refer to your earlier offer to us in private. We would be willing to take you up on it as we believe the French will support it.

New Holland hereby declares an embargo on Nijeria and South Africa. As we had other potential shipments searched outside of their harbours at the time and verified to be innocent we believe they must indeed be guilty. We were also informed previously on the need for 'ammonium nitrate' shipments to wreck havoc on Coalition assets and find this alltogether to add up to incriminating evidence.

 

[Masada]

We knew the French were never human. However, the posts are clearly fakes. Postcounts don't correspond with dates correctly.

Hate to say it... but the post-count in the PM window changes. You can look at very old PMs to see this in effect. It isn't hard to falsify. So, go fish?

 

[mgsmuhammad]

And here South Africa first agreed to provide us with both men and supplies, but later decided to provide us with a sum of 5 EP.

OOC: I believe the correct grammar is "cowardly" not "Cowardice"...

Still, nice try.

However, if one was paying any attention, one would see I only had 11 EP's last turn.

All eleven of which, if you check my stats, I put into developing the Trans-Veld highway.

So, unless you are claiming EQ endorsed me conjuring 5 EP's out of thin air to give to Pancasilla, any fool can see Karalysia is lieing.

(Still love you though, babe. )

 

[Prinny]

OOC: I still don't have PMs. What gives?
Edit: It'll be a full week in a few hours at most, so maybe then.
Editedit: Finally! Mwahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa!
... to be continued...