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[Ailedhoo]

(10) No, it is not.

Then we need more magma!

(19.9999999999...) "I understand that and I respect you for that." - Captain T. James Kirk.

You can now have one free joyride of the USSR Enterprise as a non-free action.

Take me to Chiron!

(HAX AGAIN) You land in a barrel because of hax. Also damage.

Quick! Use med kit!

 

[Save_Ferris]

Medic kit restores 50 HP, but costs $500. You now have $500 and 89 HP.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Ok...

When I get to Chiron I will join a group to dig for metals!

 

[madtemplar0]

Bollocks!

 

[Buddhafish]

Sun-1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Earth-93,000,000
Moon-264,000
Mars-6,000
Asteroid belt-198
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INFINITE POWER!

 

[MantaRevan]

Fus Ro Dah!

 

[NickyJ]

 

[Ailedhoo]

I am in charge of digging operations now! What could go wrong?

-a group of cave spiders come from below-

O no...

 

[NinjaCow64]

TROLL TO DODGE!

(21 shots!) Yes, you do. Everyone was in that boat so everyone is falling of the edge of the Earth! OH TEH NOES!!!

Except for you, you have a giant balloon.

I outside with my revolver and badger coat (+2 Swag)

While controlling other people's lives, NinjaCow64 runs into a wild Zubat! What does he do?

(2) You outside with our revolver and badger coat (+2 Swag), but then a grammar Nazi balls because you forgot to add a verb!

TROLL TO DODGE!

(TROLOLOL) OUCH YOUR BALLS!!! THEY ARE BROKEN!!!

(Chuck Norris Roll) Also, I utterly destroy the Zubat which gives me infinite sugar candies. Yay.

Then we need more magma!

(10) No, it needs more cowbells!

Take me to Chiron!

(5) I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT IS SO YOU CRASH INTO THE MOON INSTEAD!!!

Quick! Use med kit!

(HAX) No, that's a HAX kit that gives you HAX damage because you tried three actions in a round.

Medic kit restores 50 HP, but costs $500. You now have $500 and 89 HP.

($) NO STOP TRYING TO DICTATE OUR LIVES!!! NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!!!

(Also, HAX damage)

Ok...

When I get to Chiron I will join a group to dig for metals!

(Fail) NO YOU ARE ON THE MOON AND THERE ARE NO METALS ON THE MOON SO THE DIGGERS HAVE A GLORIOUS PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION ON YOUR FACE!!!

TROLL TO DODGE!!!

(TROLOLOL) You can't dodge your face. One ton of normal damage coming your way.

(Also, HAX damage)

Bollocks!

(10) Indeed.

Edward Cullen is continuing to hump your leg!

TROLL TO DODGE!!!

(PAIN) The good news is that Edward Cullen is no longer humping your leg. The bad news is that he has utterly destroyed your leg and is now proceeding to rip out your intestines.

Sun-1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Earth-93,000,000
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Mars-6,000
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INFINITE POWER!

(-10^Infinity) YOU ARE TRAPPED IN THE SPOILERS FOR 9001 TURNS!!! ANY ACTIONS YOU ATTEMPT TO TAKE IN THAT TIME WILL RESULT IN HEXTUPLE HAX DAMAGE!!!

Also, you are now a cat.

Fus Ro Dah!

(20 BINGO!) You made the ship fall to it's doom faster! It will fall in two turns! And you have a parachute so you are okay! Good job have a biscuit!

(11) Indeed you are.

I am in charge of digging operations now! What could go wrong?

-a group of cave spiders come from below-

O no...

(Oh you've sealed your fate now...) AH! CAVE SPIDER COMMUNISTS EATING YOU!!!

TROLL TO DODGE!!!

(TROLOLOL) Congratulations, you have more NPCs killing you faster than anyone else. I hope that teaches you to brush your teeth.

A random NPC continues to punch another random NPC in the face.

GM Kitten hugs KaiserElectric extra hard which makes his immunity to falling even stronger. Congratulations: you are no longer afraid of heights.

OH TEH NOES!!! Everyone except KaiserElectric, who is safe because of the balloon and GM Kitten; MantaRevan, who is safe because of Skyrim; and Ailedhoo who is on the moon and is getting killed over and over so he is not really safe anyway, are falling to their deaths on a boat. Everyone except those listed will die in two turns, unless you can get to safety...then you will die slower.

Also, Bhuddafish, the spoilers will not protect you.

The Grammar Nazi continues to Save_Ferris in the balls.

Ailedhoo keeps getting attacked by Communist Men and Spiders on the moon.

There are probably some other NPCs I forgot, but I can't be stuffed.

Yes, all of this is happening on a boat. An awesome 1699 party boat.

Next round is the party at the end of the Earth round! The person who does the best dance move gets a +21 bonus to their roll! HOORAY!!!

 

[Ailedhoo]

Since I am down...

Ailedhoo: 4 lives left.

Back at stage 1-1.

"I knew I should have saved!"

 

[W|M]

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Mars-6,000
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[MantaRevan]

Everytime you leave and go off someplace
Things fall to pieces in my face
Broken hands on broken ploughs
Broken treaties broken vows
Broken pipes broken tools
People bending broken rules
Hound dog howling bullfrog croaking
Everything is broken.

 

[W|M]

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I ULTIMATE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX TEH NOPAARSES AND TEH DANCE MOVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!! !!ONE!!!!!!!!!ELEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!ONEMILLIONONEHUNDREDANDELEVENTHOUSAND ONEHUNDREDANDELEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ailedhoo]

A goomba is marching towards me! I will attempt... to throw a stone!

 

[NickyJ]

 

[SouthernKing]

 

[NinjaCow64]

TROLL TO DODGE!

Since I am down...

Ailedhoo: 4 lives left.

Back at stage 1-1.

"I knew I should have saved!"

(-0) I was going to be nice to you, but still, it is too much fun getting 9001 NPCs to attack you. Stage 1-1 has 9001 angry NPCs with machetes. Plus all the NPCs that were attacking you before.

TROLL TO DODGE!

(TROLOLOL) Spiders, communists and other NPCs oh my! While you say oh my they give you great pain. And damage.

Sun-1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Earth-93,000,000
Moon-264,000
Mars-6,000
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I ULTIMATE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX TEH NOPAARSES AND TEH DANCE MOVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!!!ELEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONEMILLIONONEHUNDREDANDELEVENTHOUSANDONEHUNDREDANDELEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(10) Okay...don't do that again. Ever.

Everytime you leave and go off someplace
Things fall to pieces in my face
Broken hands on broken ploughs
Broken treaties broken vows
Broken pipes broken tools
People bending broken rules
Hound dog howling bullfrog croaking
Everything is broken.

(20.20) Nice poem! You have an army of poets at your command, ready and willing to pen someone to death.

Wait a sec, you were banned by Thunderfall...

So now you and your army of poets are tied to the ship that is going off the edge of the Earth.

Too painful for words

(-Infinity^Infinity^Infinity) That was so bad that it broke CFC. For that you are taking ULTIMATE HAX DAMAGE and you join Bhuddafish in the prison and fight whilst having to listen to the first two seconds of "Love is in the air" over and over again.

A goomba is marching towards me! I will attempt... to throw a stone!

(-0) It hits the cave wall and bounces back at you and hits you in the head for HAX DAMAGE!!! Also, the Goomba is added to the NPCs that are trying to kill you.

(20+21=42) NICE DANCE MOVE BRO!

Also, I trade your staff thing for a nuke and that giant aircraft carrier in the Avengers piloted by those sand guys from Star Wars also you are one and you are their captain.

(20th BIRTHDAY!) I approve of that GIF. Snape teleports you to Hogwarts so you are safe from falling off the edge of the world on that boat.

A random NPC continues to punch another random NPC in the face. He's not letting him get a single hit in!

GM Kitten hugs KaiserElectric extra hard so now he is headcrab immune and has a nuke.

THE SHIP KEEPS FALLING!!!

People who are safe:

KaiserElectric
Ailedhoo (in the loosest sense of the word)
NickyJ
SouthernKing

Everyone else will be doomed unless they can get out of the boat by the next turn!!!

Bhuddafish and WIM continue their eternal torture, so they are kinda dead and they have kinda LOST

The Grammar Nazi continues to Save_Ferris in the balls.

Ailedhoo keeps getting attacked by Communist Men, Communist Spiders, 9001 NPCs armed with machetes and a goomba on the moon.

Madtemplar is being horribly mutilated by Edward Cullen.

There are probably some other NPCs I forgot, but I can't be stuffed.

MantaReven and his poets are quite scared of falling to their deaths.

NickyJ's plane is very planey.

SouthernKing learns wizardry and crap at Hogwarts.

All people except for KaiserElectric who were inactive this round now has a headcrab on their head. Remember that.

NEXT ROUND IS THE SHIP FALLING OFF THE END OF THE EARTH ROUND! DUN DUN DUN!!!

 

[Ailedhoo]

O dear... I am being beaten!

Must... call... for help!

Help me Sid Meier!

 

[W|M]

I sabotage Desmond Humes' efforts.

 

[MantaRevan]

Sapporo!