A new Spears....

[Che Guava]

LINK

Britney Spears: Mother
E! Online - Wed Sep 14, 6:28 PM ET
LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears has helped husband Kevin Federline multiply and replenish the earth. Again. The "Baby One More Time" singer gave birth to a baby boy Wednesday afternoon in Los Angeles. The child is Spears' first, Federline's third. He has two young children from his previous relationship with actress Shar Jackson. According to U.K.'s Sky News, Spears was considering naming her and Federline's child London, after the British capital, where their romance blossomed.

Looks like Britney is joining the ranks of cruel Hollywood mothers who decide to give thier babies ridiculous names to be 'creative'. Let's all give her a hand and see if we can come up with a more fitting and inventive name for her new baby boy!

Maybe she could continue Gwyneth Paltrow's fruit theme and go with something like pomegranate? grapefruit? tomato?

[EDIT: OOPS! This was meant to be in the jokes and humour section! Can a kind moderator move it for me?]

 

[Perfection]

Well, it beats calling him "New York City"

 

[Kyriakos]

"ok children, can anyone of you tell me what year the fourth crusade took place? Yes? you New York city Spears".

 

[soul_warrior]

Well, it beats calling him "New York City"

or Kabul? how about Sydney (havent been there, but atleast it a NAME)
how about she calls him SHAKA.
that way he'll become SHAKA SPEARS.
he'd be highly honoured in Zululand
he could be nicknamed Shakespear too.

 

[Che Guava]

Or would that be NYC Federline? Or just New York City?

 

[Tank_Guy#3]

Spear Britney, Jack Mehoff, Mike Hunt. More to follow later. Though I am probably going to get beat over the head with a rock by the mods for some of the names.

 

[blindside]

Whos the one that named their kid Brooklyn.

 

[IglooDame]

I'm glad their relationship didn't blossom in New Orleans. Or, for that matter, in Intercourse, Pennsylvania, or Corpus Christi, Texas, or for that matter any of the thousand names starting with Saint (or the language equivalent).

"Hi, I'm Saint Stephen Spears, I'm here to apply for a driver's license." :shakehead

 

[IglooDame]

Whos the one that named their kid Brooklyn.

Frank and Edith Dodgers.

 

[Aphex_Twin]

Whos the one that named their kid Brooklyn.

Hey, it's still better than Bronx

 

[classical_hero]

Whos the one that named their kid Brooklyn.

Posh and Becks.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

I wonder what happened to this kid in his past life that earned him getting Britney and Federline as parents, this time around

 

[classical_hero]

I wonder what happened to this kid in his past life that earned him getting Britney and Federline as parents, this time around

I'm sure I do not need to give a biology lesson.

 

[MCdread]

Beckham and Victoria have been there done that by naming one of their kids Brooklyn (the place where they say they conceived him...). However, they managed to outscore themselves in ridiculous names by calling their youngest child Cruz, to pay homage to Madrid, where Beckham plays, and the spanish country. I can't think of worst "spanishish" name.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

I'm sure I do not need to give a biology lesson.

No, as a matter of fact, Im looking through a pop-up version of the Kama Sutra

 

[IglooDame]

Beckham and Victoria have been there done that by naming one of their kids Brooklyn (the place where they say they conceived him...). However, they managed to outscore themselves in ridiculous names by calling their youngest child Cruz, to pay homage to Madrid, where Beckham plays, and the spanish country. I can't think of worst "spanishish" name.

Santa Cruz?

 

[Rik Meleet]

Moderator Action: Moved to H&J

 

[Kyriakos]

Those kids will not have an easy life with such stupid names, let alone with parents who are out of touch with any type of reality :shakehead

 

[The Person]

Call fim Forty-two.

 

[bathsheba666]

Healthy eating theme:
Asparagus Spears?

Place of conception:
Upright In The Shower Cubicle Spears?