iffen `tis was a party or dan gaming group of yore I'd have ye cauterwhauled, whipped and hung to dry as a proper keelhaul of any non-contributing member!
(kidding, of course! You're the Mod! You don't keelhaul the Mod, 'cept when he tpk's... harshly)
There was a magical-divine healer in my party once, I had my horse smash in his face after dragging him around (he had some help from a mage who cast acid splash on the rope), i.e. 'keelhauling' on land. He was a pascifist and he never contributed but with curelightwounds but took full shares of party xp, demanded to control party treasure and tried to boss my character around so finally Miss Ashley 'Creamcake' surename surename flipped out in a psycotic frenzy and killed him messily.
Mehlis was Jewish, actually. He was in charge of the political education for the Red Army. He'll help Kal'thzar write an update properly, mentioning the heroic struggle of the Red Army and their noble goals and fighting spirit.
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