An unhappy date...

[superslug]

A guy and girl are finishing a date at an amusement park. The sun is setting and they're heading back for the parking lot when he asks if there's anything else she wants to do today.

She noddeds her head and says, "Yes, I want to get weighed."

So, he says okay and takes her over to the booth where they guess your age or weight. The attendant guesses her weight within five pounds, greatly embarrasing her.

Well, later on she returns home and finds her mother in the kitchen. Her mom asks how the date went.

She shakes her head and says, "Wousy."





Edited for sake of the consistency nazis.

 

[h4ppy]

I don't get it.

 

[Strider]

Originally posted by h4ppy
I don't get it.

IMHO, She has a speech problem, when she said weighed... she meant laid .

 

[superslug]

Originally posted by Strider
IMHO, She has a speech problem, when she said weighed... she meant laid .

Yeah, that's it. I'm afraid it works better delivered vocally then in writing...but I still thought it worth sharing.

 

[lbhhh]

Although I didn't get it the first time, its still a great joke.

 

[Zwelgje]

I'm stupid, I didn't understand it until Strider explained.
Good one though!

 

[Fanatica]

... I give it a (1 out of 5)

 

[Achinz]

Pronunciation problems are the basis of many jokes. Reminds me of this one:

A visitor to Honolulu was asking a passer-by, 'Do you say "Hawai" or "Havaii"'?

The passer-by replied, 'Havaii'.

The visitor thanked him.

'You're velcome, ' came the reply.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Nice one Achinz

 

[puglover]

Originally posted by superslug "Yes, I'd Like to get weighed."

Hmm.

 

[CIVPhilzilla]

eh, probably better suited spoken not typed.

 

[Goober]

I can see that it would be better spoken then typed, but funny nonetheless . . .