I laughed my @#$ off about these names. Tasteless, yes. Damn funny as well.
I can't wait to read this later. Thanks for the laughs.
Oh, and I sometimes name my units. They tend to be boring, historically or thematically relevant ones, like HMS Victory for an experienced British Ship-of-the-Line.
Not too many laughs there...
Mostly I name ships. Sometimes I get silly, rather than vulgar.
I start with a famous historical ship name, such as HMS Invincible.
Eventually my theme takes a tangent... Intractible, Incalculable, Insatiable, Inelligible, Ineffible, Ineffecient , Insuffrable, Intollerable, Insensitive, Indivisible, WithJusticeForAll...
Frigates would typically be named for the American Heavy frigates
USS Philadelphia, USS President
USS Constitution...Constelation. tangent-..Confiscation..Consolation...Constipation
Battleships and Missile subs would be named after US states, but they can take a tangent into states of mind or condition...Phsycotic , Neurotic , Confusion, Intoxication, Innebreation.
Legions just get numbered I, II, III, IV etc.