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Apocalypse Soon: Who Will Reign Supreme?

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Tycoon101, May 12, 2007.

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Which group will survive the apocalypse?

  1. The robots, with their superior strength.

    25.0%
  2. The zombies, with their superior repoduction.

    14.1%
  3. The humans, with their superior tactics.

    48.4%
  4. #Fiftychat, with their superior snarkiness.

    12.5%
  1. ggganz

    ggganz a.k.a. The Scyphozoa

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    I will not vote. It is the cockroaches, with their supeirior nuclear energy resistance. And the mint, with its superior to rabbits reproduction.
     
  2. Mise

    Mise isle of lucy

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    Robots typically have difficulty with stairs. So I'd go for humans.
     
  3. scy12

    scy12 Deity

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    Insects.......
     
  4. carmen510

    carmen510 Deity

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  5. thomas.berubeg

    thomas.berubeg Wandering the World

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    have ya'll read world war z? zombies will win...
     
  6. R.B.

    R.B. King of the Meeps

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    That sight gave me one heck of a nightmare last night-other than that, not really that scary. Humans win every time, due to our creativeness.
     
  7. Sebiche

    Sebiche is better than you

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    ha! they will never take us! we reproduce like bunnies and fight like crazy over anything!
     
  8. mythmonster2

    mythmonster2 BEC NOIR! RUN!

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    What simulation?????
     
  9. El Koeno

    El Koeno Emperor

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    Well, humans have pirates! AAAARRRRR!
     
  10. Sebiche

    Sebiche is better than you

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    PIRATES!

    Pirates beat zombies and ninjas, but ninjas kill zombies and zombies kill cowboys.

    that simple.
     
  11. Eran of Arcadia

    Eran of Arcadia Stormin' Mormon Retired Moderator

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  12. Nylan

    Nylan Characters Welcome

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    Humans, because we got gangstas, foo!

    Zombies ain't hip, an' robots ain't got no style.
     
  13. El Koeno

    El Koeno Emperor

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    Nooo! No decent pirate could ever be a ninja!

    I mean, ninjas don't drink grog, do they? And I don't think I've ever seen a ninja shiver timbers either.
     
  14. Eran of Arcadia

    Eran of Arcadia Stormin' Mormon Retired Moderator

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  15. Sebiche

    Sebiche is better than you

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    being a ninja doesn't sound like much fun if you ask me...

    sure you can sneak around and ill people 10 times before they notice, but being a pirate is like living on a party.
     
  16. El Koeno

    El Koeno Emperor

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    Yes, but if your on a pirate-ship asking other people to shiver some timbers, chances are that the other person is a pirate. ;)
     
  17. CivRulesAll

    CivRulesAll The Void Beyond

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    obviously people, because if people don't make robots . there will be no robots. and there is 2 more words i have to say. NUCLEAR WINTER.
     
  18. carmen510

    carmen510 Deity

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    Global Warming will probably come first.
     
  19. Lord_Iggy

    Lord_Iggy Tsesk'ihe

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    But we are making robots, and growing dependent on them.

    Robots can self-replicate faster than either humans or zombies.
     
  20. ggganz

    ggganz a.k.a. The Scyphozoa

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    Except that they are dependant on metal. If humans cut off the supply of metal, they will not be able to reproduce or repair. Unless they find a bunch of godzillas and the Hummers turn against us (if you don't get it you need to watch more commercials).
     

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