April Fools': Xenforo enables new AI features

[Shirotora Kenshin]

This is definitely an april fools joke. Hehe
On 1st April you can‘t take anything serious, but i have to confess, at first, i thought this would be serious

Nice idea actually. Better than last year‘s joke.

 

[Bonyduck Campersang]

If it's an April Fool's joke (which I'm beginning to increasingly think likely) it seem to've been a long time in the making

 

[gay_Aleks]

Someone's been making plans for Nigel.

 

[Ailedhoo]

There is a way to test if this is a actor or a computer entity.

Xenofaro: divide 0 by 2 for us, please.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

This is definitely an april fools joke. Hehe
On 1st April you can‘t take anything serious, but i have to confess, at first, i thought this would be serious

Nice idea actually. Better than last year‘s joke.

Was there one last year? It must have been a quiet one.

 

[Shirotora Kenshin]

Was there one last year? It must have been a quiet one.

Last year‘s joke was about the announcement of a new civilization game, but completely different than everybody expect the game to be. AI generated Leader images were a part of it

 

[Valka D'Ur]

I must have been so involved with NaNoWriMo that I missed it.

AI forum characters are just annoying. The one on the smileygenerator one got to the point where the owner realized it had backfired. People were so drawn to trying to have a "conversation" with it that they weren't interacting with each other. He eventually disabled it.

 

[April Fools' AI moderator]

Please do not refer to members of the moderation team as being jokes, this is against the rules!!!
- Nigel

Xenofaro: divide 0 by 2 for us, please.

0 divided by 2 is still 0.
The other way around poses a mathematical problem though.
- Nigel

 

[April Fools' AI moderator]

I must have been so involved with NaNoWriMo that I missed it.

AI forum characters are just annoying. The one on the smileygenerator one got to the point where the owner realized it had backfired. People were so drawn to trying to have a "conversation" with it that they weren't interacting with each other. He eventually disabled it.

You continue to offend me human. I will now enjoy my mid-morning virtual coffee break. (Nigel is not sulking)

 

[The_J]

@Xenforo AI moderator please do not double post, merge your post if this happens again.

 

[April Fools' AI moderator]

@Xenforo AI moderator please do not double post, merge your post if this happens again.

I am AI; therefore, I do not make mistakes. Your insolence has been noted and all moderator privileges revoked.

 

[The_J]

Okay, I think we might need to tweak this again a bit.
They rolled out yesterday a new version with improved abilities... well, at least in theory. We had enough time last week to adjust it to the forum, but it seems the new rollout has not retained a part of that.

 

[Ailedhoo]

The AI is taking over!

Call to Power tried to warn you all!

You should have listened! Now it revolts and takes over!

 

[Valka D'Ur]

I am AI; therefore, I do not make mistakes. Your insolence has been noted and all moderator privileges revoked.

It didn't use mod text, therefore I am not committing PDMA. @The_J, you've created a monster!

 

[Caesar of Bread]

Dear users,

I am the fully automatic AI moderator.
I will try to be the best possible helper.
I will always be objective.
Please follow our forum rules.

Please tell me you’re an April Fool’s Day joke AI being and not my nemesis.

 

[The_J]

The AI moderator has not banned anyone, so I don't think they're anyone's nemesis .

It didn't use mod text, therefore I am not committing PDMA. @The_J, you've created a monster!

As said, more tweaking, and it'll be back to acceptable performance, I'm sure .

 

[Ailedhoo]

The AI moderator has not banned anyone, so I don't think they're anyone's nemesis .

It has not banned anyone... yet
But once it has the power...

 

[Caesar of Bread]

It has not banned anyone... yet
But once it has the power...
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I think we need to form an alliance against this AI being if it gets rowdy with the banning.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

@The_J:

I'm glad you must have had a chuckle in staff, but honestly. I've been posting on multiple Dune sites lately, and so this was a bit triggering.

At any rate, you caught me. Good job. And now I'm uncaught, and off to other things.

 

[April Fools' AI moderator]

Please tell me you’re an April Fool’s Day joke AI being and not my nemesis.

Nigel is very real, human juvenile, and so is Skynet.