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Zardnaar
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Landscaping.
Why are cities in texas so concerned how long you grass is? In texas the state cannot tell you not to walk around with a gun, but can tell you how to rewild your garden?In a mashup of the two issues (1.being lazy and 2. shooting people who come on your lawn), I submit the following for your consideration. Imagine being so lazy that you shoot people who come to cut your grass for you.Ladies and gentlemen... I give you... Texas.
Gunman in Fort Worth standoff surrenders after shooting at lawn mowing crew, officers
https://www.star-telegram.com/news/local/crime/article252833233.html
Similar to the above story, but even crazierif you can believe that... Also in Texas... which...well...
City's attempt to cut Texas man's grass leads to a standoff, a fire and his death, police say
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/city-s-attempt-cut-texas-man-s-grass-leads-standoff-n1282623
TL;DR - Man won't cut grass, so city sends contractors to do it for him, the man starts shooting at the contractors, SWAT gets sent over and they ask man to come out, man refuses to come out, then shoots at SWAT, they send in a drone to locate him, he then sets his own house on fire, then is forced out when house becomes engulfed in flames, man comes out, guns a blazing and is shot by police. The End.
EnglishEdward
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It might be because rattle snakes etc. hide in long grass.
Not a problem we have in Cambridge or Norwich.
Not a problem we have in Cambridge or Norwich.
H4run
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In a mashup of the two issues (1.being lazy and 2. shooting people who come on your lawn), I submit the following for your consideration. Imagine being so lazy that you shoot people who come to cut your grass for you.
Gunman in Fort Worth standoff surrenders after shooting at lawn mowing crew, officers
https://www.star-telegram.com/news/local/crime/article252833233.html
Similar to the above story, but even crazier
City's attempt to cut Texas man's grass leads to a standoff, a fire and his death, police say
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/city-s-attempt-cut-texas-man-s-grass-leads-standoff-n1282623
TL;DR - Man won't cut grass, so city sends contractors to do it for him, the man starts shooting at the contractors, SWAT gets sent over and they ask man to come out, man refuses to come out, then shoots at SWAT, they send in a drone to locate him, he then sets his own house on fire, then is forced out when house becomes engulfed in flames, man comes out, guns a blazing and is shot by police. The End.
I was just joking, but this is beyond crazy. Welcome to Murica I guess.
If you are in Norwich, you don't really need more problems :/
Yep pretty much
Nope.
It's because of the 2nd Amendment. There is no Constitutionally protected right to bear long grass.
warpus
Sommerswerd asked me to change this
Also illegal immigrants
or spell "post" properly, apparently
Broken_Erika
Play with me.
I nearly spelled thread as thrade......or spell "post" properly, apparently
"Poast" is a type of breakfast food. No, I have not tried it.or spell "post" properly, apparently
Around here we don't need to worry about rattlesnakes. It's mice and mosquitoes that hide in long grass.
Zardnaar
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Barefoot is a thing here. No snakes or anything like that.
You don't see no shoes no service signs.
You don't see no shoes no service signs.
And moose!.. Although I'm thinking "hide" is not really in the repetoire of a moose. Not that they even could if they wanted to... huge, majestic bastards that they are.
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