Ask someone who is not a dentist

[Mr. Dictator]

Whats the best tool for removing a 5 inch dent?

Hacksaw was fun, but ultimately useless and stupid.

 

[Takhisis]

Piense que la hada de los dientes existe?

¿Qué?

You know you're still meant to post in English.

No entiendo.

Are you a toothologist?

Nope.

What's it like being a dentist?

I haven't read the thread so sorry if this has been asked before, but I expect you to answer again anyway.

I don't know what it's like. Maybe we should ask a dentist.

Have you ever seen a dentist when they weren't doing dentistry? I have a suspicion that they only exist to cause pain and misery upon people's teeth, and when they aren't working, they're hiding in a cupboard waiting until the next day.

Actually I met a guy I only know off his practice and he's tons of fun, drinking and playing video games and RPGs and generally being as nerdy as the rest of us.

What is your favourite film.
What is your favourite non dentist character.

a) Lethal Weapon IV
b) Benny from said film.

Whats the best tool for removing a 5 inch dent?

Hacksaw was fun, but ultimately useless and stupid.

When in doubt, storm the Winter Palace use a flamethrower.

 

[Veles]

How come you're not a dentist? How did it happened? How does it feel not being a dentist? Would you rather be a dentist? What's the point of living from a non-dentist point of view?

Tons of questions, really.

 

[W|M]

¿Qué?

Do you believe in the tooth fairy?

 

[Takhisis]

How come you're not a dentist?

II never applied to join the Odontology Faculty.

How did it happened?

It just did.

How does it feel not being a dentist?

I've never felt otherwise.

Would you rather be a dentist?

Nah.

What's the point of living from a non-dentist point of view?

I don't know any other points of view, but I can ahzard a guess at storming the Winter palace.

Tons of questions, really.

Yeap.

Do you believe in the tooth fairy?

Hmmm, nope unless it's FOP.

 

[Veles]

I don't know any other points of view, but I can ahzard a guess at storming the Winter palace.

It's mostly unguarded now. Not much to storm. Part of it is taken by St.Pete's Council and Mayor. I guess a good lot of people would be grateful to you if you will do as you say.

 

[Takhisis]

Great! Send me a plane ticket and a visa and I'll finally get a place of my own!

Would the Embassy here issue me a visa/entry permit if I stated I wanted to get there to storm the Winter Palace?

 

[Veles]

Umm... no, I guess. Only if one of the immigration officers would happen to be a sympathizer to the cause. But you'll have to bribe him anyway.

On the other hand, how do you know I'm not a KGB provocateur? Think this all out carefully, bro.

 

[Takhisis]

Umm... no, I guess. Only if one of the immigration officers would happen to be a sympathizer to the cause. But you'll have to bribe him anyway.

So you have to bribe people to make them do something tht they want to do? It's just like here.

On the other hand, how do you know I'm not a KGB provocateur? Think this all out carefully, bro.

Well, everybody knows that KGB agents are either big brawny blokes with a mustache and an accent, or else someone so cultured that they'll pwn us no matter what we do.

 

[Veles]

So you have to bribe people to make them do something tht they want to do? It's just like here.

Exactly

Well, everybody knows that KGB agents are either big brawny blokes with a mustache and an accent, or else someone so cultured that they'll pwn us no matter what we do.

Zet's korrekt, komrad They officially stopped existing in the 90ties, though.

 

[Mise]

I have three questions:

1. Are you really not a dentist?
2. Really?
3. You?

 

[mayor]

Which non dentist is your greatest example of remaining a Not dentist?

Is there any dentist that makes you reconsider switching from being a not dentist to being a dentist?

 

[Mise]

Are your parents proud that you didn't become a dentist?

 

[mayor]

Why did you decided to not become a dentist?

 

[Mr. Dictator]

Not being a dentist, are you an orthodontist?

Not being a dentist, do you regret missing out on intimate contact with people?

 

[Takhisis]

I have three questions:

1. Are you really not a dentist?
2. Really?
3. You?

1. Yes, I really am!
2. YA RLY
3. Me.

Which non dentist is your greatest example of remaining a Not dentist?

Hmmm, whoever's lived the longest without ecoming a dentist.

Is there any dentist that makes you reconsider switching from being a not dentist to being a dentist?

Hmmmmnope, what they do is still gross.

Are your parents proud that you didn't become a dentist?

Parents? Proud of someone with a forum account? What?

Why did you decided to not become a dentist?

I didn't like dentistry.

Not being a dentist, are you an orthodontist?

Nnnope.

Not being a dentist, do you regret missing out on intimate contact with people?

Please define 'intimate contact'.

 

[DroopyTofu]

If you could not be any other kind of doctor, what would it be?

 

[Takhisis]

None. I don't intend to be a dentist or a doctor.

 

[mayor]

If you could not be any other kind of doctor, what would it be?

None. I don't intend to be a dentist or a doctor.

(or am I missing a nuance of the English language?)

 

[Mr. Dictator]

(or am I missing a nuance of the English language?)

Takhisis is a brit, no?

That should explain everything up as neatly as anyone would have the attention to care about.