well, Viper and Khan... hope you enjoy the holidays

more turns for me then
BO4 SW 3000bc > 2350bc the Idiots Soul Revealed
preturn? whats there to do.
Oh! go to the fridge and get a nice cool lager. helps me concentrate on Diety
IBT - spanish are building Colossus.
slow the units down so i can see whats up.
1- the academy get another folish recruit. he paints the Admirals Palalce walls with starnge figures in purple paint. before the Admiral finds out we get an emergency fund to help clean this up. it costs us some more tax for the materials and bribes. (lux up to 20)
Jeeves roads.
2- Hans keeps going north.
3- Jeeves irrigates. Hans walks.
4-
5- the academy gives the diploma to its first truly idiotic cadet, promoting him to corporal.
in true idiot tradition, he goes in the wrong direction.
the comandant realises that with fewer cadets now he can skim a bit off the top and posts an add for another copper to help keep dicipline (e.g. warrior build)
6- Jeeves is planting some trees in preperation for the Kaiser's Highway. i ask him "what Highway?"
he answers " the one that will lead to that idiots new home, silly!"
7- the academy gets another idiot guard. he is promptly nicked as "ARNIE". Arnie gets annoyed with his new name and walks off after the corporal, muttering "I'LL BE BACK!!"
the sergeant gets pissed and posts another add.
8- the corporal gets tired after a few days march and thinks "Hmm, people must come out here sometimes. the view is great and the spaniard babes are truly Hot." getting a very untypically intelligent stroke he decides that what the world needs now is a new diner. he then builds
Soul Food which is set to build a cooler room for the beers. (garanry)
9- the second guard to be recruited proves to be too stupid to ever graduate, so is hired by the local sheriff to help him on the weekends. we start building a school for the new cadets. it appears that a strange man that says he's from a monastery in the east, teached some kids how to JiuJitsu. its so popular that the academy is forced to add this to the curriculm. (rax)
10- Jeeves heads out north to connect the great hunting grounds to the diner. the corporal thinks that a nice Safari, where you get to eat what you kill is a nice idea that could bring in many dollars.
Hans, OTOH, gets to Lands' End.
11- we learn the secret of letters. it appears the the now in-famous corporal knew all this long ago.
it was written on the admiral's palace walls
GIVE PEACE A CHANCE. good thing he decided to leave the academy and produce food instead! the academy has no room for pacifists.
now we start trying to make sense of the Letters into what some might say is WRITING, a truly idiotic concept. whats wrong with shouting\shooting?
12- Jeeves starts irrigating the cow. those Safari dudes didnt show up, so might aswell feed dem cows.
13-the academy finished its new Military school, but now those upstart cadets want to take up Yachting. so a Curragh is ordered up.
14- the YANKS are building a huge statue to celebrate a millenia of future slaves. its Big, its Black, and its holding a spear.
15 -

. joining the yanks party after building the corner stone to that rediculous statue proves to be a mistake. another mistake was the inhuman quantities of cold

they served. we decided to be polite and NOT say something that the Yanks will take offense with regarding thier beer. we do however leave a few kegs of Czech Budweiser for the captains.
the corporal thinks he can sell some at a profit there
BellaDonna now knows the art of forging metal toys, including Handcuffs, turture stuff and even something called a SWORD.
she opens up a shop right outside the academy.
and the cadets cant get enough of her.
i wonder what REALLY happens in that dark cellar of hers.
boat is up next, then another cadet dropout?
Hans should Go West, in true Village People form.