Why is the hack theory hidden?
Wait, the 'hack theory' is that CO2 will increase warming (because it's a GHG). This warming will cause increased evaporation (because it's warmer). And the water vapor will also increase warming (because it's a GHG).
That is a hack theory? Or is the hack theory that this feedback cycle effectively doubles the forcing of the CO2 contribution (and doesn't create a runaway feedback system).
It's not 'hidden'. It's commonly discussed in the primary literature. The fact that your reading of the news misses it is a problem with the scientific consumer, not of the scientific data.
IOW, you have no idea how things really work.
No, it's not 'no idea'. It's 'some idea, some better than others'. If someone mentions uncertainty regarding clouds, then their skepticism is appropriate. There're a handful of decent studies on the feedback effect of clouds, but none of them give hope that their albedo contribution will outpace the forcings contribution of CO2. They trend towards being a positive feedback on the effect, but the uncertainty is still too high.
There're lots of people with 'no idea'. But it's not the people who're following the cloud story.
1. Warming is good. It leads to longer growing seasons, more rain and general all-around pleasantness.
Yes. This looks true. If it wasn't for the shifting of climate patterns while there was warming, this would be obviously correct. There's going to be effects upon biodiversity and upon climactic borders in the process of 'warming'.
2. CO2 is good. It's plant food.
You still haven't looked at C4 & C3 concerns. The increase in CO2 is not 'good news' for our crops. CO2 is also 'not good', because it's a water acidifier.
3. Geologic history indicates that positive feedbacks loops do not exist.
This is entirely incorrect. You must be completely misunderstanding the concern. Of course positive feedback loops occur. They lead to S-curve effects. We see them all the time. You must be imagining that the concern is that we'll forever increase in temperature, or something. No, the 'positive feedback' effects are much simpler than that, like my water vapor example. One thing leads to another. Forcings compound positively or negatively, and then we see their sum.
4. There is a lot more than one "wild-card". To start with, there is the equilibrium between the oceans and the air. (Since you lectured me on equilibriums, I thought I should throw this one back).
Yes, we're aware of the
ocean, thank you very much. There're tons known about its effect/contribution to the issue.
5. If indeed there are negative consequences to global warming, then our grandchildren will be better equipped to deal with them if we bequeath them a rich and technologically advanced world instead of one that has been hobbled by socialist schemes.
Yes, many trends indicate that future generations will be more equipped to deal with the negative consequences. I intend to be there, since I'll likely live well-past the 2050 date that people like to plan around. I'm going to have a large portfolio of capital investment at that time. Don't think that I'm not quite worried about maximizing my future wealth.
Yes, it's possible to hobble society with socialism. I don't disagree.
However, it's also possible to unfairly hurt others and future generations with improper management of the free market. The idea of limiting or reparating ecological harms is certainly
not socialist. It's within the very definition of capitalism. In addition, it's part of monitoring one of the known market failures of capitalism. It's entirely inappropriate to call AGW concerns 'socialist'. It's just sloppy thinking. Socialism denies the price of goods, which is the very opposite of what I''m doing.